Mud Packer

An individual into scat play. One that perfers to eat a dirty ass and enjoys a little tangy ring juice. Akin to a cosmetic mud pack, a Mud Packer enjoys a little brown matter smeared upon the face.

Carl always enjoyed picking up the local meth whores for sex. They always offered him the dirty ass he enjoyed performing analingus on from going weeks without a bathing. His fetish as a Mud Packer were always satisfied.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015

Pace

Referring to someones speed.

Damn you slow as shit, you cant keep up with my pace.

by EnSabahNur January 9, 2014

pacheco

stoner. Person who smokes marijuana as a recreational activity.

Damn, bob marley was a true pacheco.

by Snau August 15, 2005

Pacemaker

A medical device that works in conjunction with an individual's forward whatsits to make them go faster, typically used for people who are experiencing a life-threatening loss of momentum (going too slow).

Person 1: "I heard that Hamish got a pacemaker implanted.
Person 2: "Yeah man, apparently he almost died of slow feels"

by sanic May 26, 2014

Sofa fudge packer

To anally plunder another. Usually referring to the gay male that is the pitcher in the relationship.

Wow! My new boyfriend John is quite the Sofa Fudge Packer!

by Stingray7391 September 25, 2009

packeting

As a computer term, when someone slow downs or stops your internet connection via sending mass-data-packets, this means packeting.

Kiddies like packeting so much..

by 8een May 20, 2008

sugar packet

used to stabilize short legs on a table.

Here you go joe, put this sugar packet under the leg of this rickity table.

by Logan Boyles October 30, 2007