paid programming

when a politician makes a speech on television---it's paid programming, and you paid for it.

The State of The Union speech is a perfect example of paid programming.

by archimedest September 11, 2006

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programmatrix

1. A female programmer who displays remarkable skill in the craft
2. A female lead developer

That girl is a programmatrix - she only has to compile her code once.

A degree in computer science may seem intimidating, ladies, but after you're through, you'll all be programmatrices.

by correct horse battery staple August 14, 2011

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Can be used towards anything that is a software. But mostly used to vent frustration at a video game that has major flaws that can cause glitching or giving you an unfair advantage while playing (especially online).

Playing FORNITE Online
FUCK THIS SHITTY PROGRAMMING! I headshot that dude 5 feet away with a pump and only 9 damage?!?! Then I landed a shot again for 189 damage... and it wasn't even a head shot and further away!!!!

Just Search online for Fortnite aim sucks and you will see the Shitty Programming. Now just apply that to the rest of the world of SMH things.

by NidgeDFX July 19, 2018

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Programme

A Chick with a lot of issues and who requires vast amounts of attention.

That programme didn't want to down on me unless I did her a million favors first and when she finally did she stayed on her cell phone.

by hot lunch April 13, 2005

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progammer

An Internet user who plays games (not video) with losers who need to learn a lesson about what is unacceptable.
A derivative term from Queenslandspeak (gammin) in Australia

Why is that user bugging us like he was a progammer?
I thought you were only joking until I worked out you're a progammer and were toying with me

by MasterSofTrancE April 9, 2006

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