A man who is willing to perform oral sex while the receiving person is sitting on the toilet dropping a duece (aka - pooping)
by Steve Trickel April 24, 2008
Get the porcelain princemug. by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
Get the porcelain roommug. When you pull out and then cum in her face and then immediately splash cold water on her face and watch it harden.
I was banging that chick and came all over her face. Lucky for me I had a cold beverage on the nightstand so I gave her the porcelain mask.
by Hoopla Michael Padilla March 12, 2008
Get the Porcelain Maskmug. The wad of sperm a girls pisses out into the porcelain toilet god after being pounded furiously and receiving a batch of baby batter and disposing of them abortion style into the toilet!
Take that ass to the bathroom for a porcelain abortion so you don't get my splooge all over my good sheets!
by squeak69 November 28, 2009
Get the Porcelain abortionmug. Vomiting into a toilet -often violently and for an extended time- whilst holding its rim like a steering wheel.
Australian Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, when asked at a press conference about his recent bout of food poisoning: "Yes, I was driving the porcelain bus half the night."
by Ozymoron October 2, 2009
Get the driving the porcelain busmug. Spewing into the toilet. You are on your knees and your hands are on the bowl(steering wheel). People who drive the bus are usually drunk and drive it very cautiously, they hold onto the steering wheels firmlyx
Did you hear mum driving the porcelain bus last night? It kept me awake for hours! Dad said she was drinking spumante- i guess she got the desired result.
by timbo6969 January 3, 2017
Get the driving the porcelain busmug. by mrodIV November 11, 2014
Get the bustin some porcelainmug.