pony plane

a pony plane happens when you lift a girl by her pony tail and her belt loop and force her to give you head. most commonly used on midgets and anorexic girls

last night i a seen a midget with a pony tail and i pony planed her

by captainknots May 26, 2010

break the plane

In American football, it means that the ball broke the imaginary plane extending upward from the goal line. Signifies that a touchdown occurred.

In bed, it means that the tip of the penis entered the vagina or anus to some extent. This is typically considered the point at which sexual intercourse has occurred.

Sam: "Come on, baby, let me beat it up."
Christina: "No, I'm a good girl. I don't do that kind of thing with guys unless I'm in a serious relationship."
Sam: "Just the tip, just for a minute, just to see how it feels?"
Christina: "OK, sure, but no more than that...and you can't tell anyone."
Sam: "Of course."
(inserts tip)
(10 seconds later)
Sam: "Oh, oh, OH!"
Christina: "Oh no you didn't just..."
Sam: "YES! Gotta go."
(Sam hurriedly dresses and runs outside to roommates who are playing Xbox and smoking the reefer)
Sam: "Hey guys, guess what just happened!"
Rasheed: "Did you chuck it in her?"
Sam: "Hell yeah, bro! Skeet skeet! Time to put another notch in the bedpost."
(high-fives all around)
(Christina comes out)
Christina: "Um, no you didn't. That didn't even count."
Sam: "Let's take a look at the instant replay, shall we?" (pulls out tape)
Christina: "You VIDEOTAPED it? You asshole!"
(video playing)
Rasheed: "Did he break the plane? Yes he did! Touchdown! Count the chuck!"
(high-fives all around)
Sam: "So...ready for round 2?"
Christina: "Dream on. Compared to you, a one minute man sounds like a good thing. You're never going to hit it again. Oh and all the girls in town will know about your 3-inch needle dick before long. I bet you pee on your nuts. Later, chump."

by Nicholas D February 19, 2012

Let's run a plane

When a female is getting fucked in the pussy and mouth while jacking two guys off. Her arms being the wings, her mouth being the cockpit, and rear being the tail of the plane.

Bro let's run a plane on this one chick this weekend.

by sugardaddyicet March 26, 2017

Put her on the plane with Laszlo

To break up with a woman in such a smooth, pimp-like fashion it leaves her feeling great about it. Taken Humphrey Bogart's epic cinematic breakup at the end of Casablanca, where Rick puts Ilsa on the plane with her husband after boning her all week long.

Louis: What happened to that chick you were with last night in Rick's Cafe?

Bogart: Oh that bitch? I told fed her some lines about Paris and put her on the plane with Laszlo . Now let's do some shots of jack and go party with these hookers.

by Mightyh0rse November 28, 2010

Model Plane Crasher

When a guy is having sex doggie style with a model and just before he is about to "land" he yanks the models arms (wings) out from underneath her and she skids on her boobs across the bed like a plane wreck.

Dave took home this hot model last night and gave her a old fashioned plane crash. He said she had major nipple burn from skidding across the runway. Classic Model Plane Crasher

by Mr.Magooru November 26, 2010

Snakes on a Plane

This occurs when a person is flying on a plane and ends up spending most of the flight in the lavatory pooping. Most often occurs on return flights from Mexico or the Caribbean.

Boy, I never should have eaten that guacamole from the street vendor yesterday. Now I'm going to be in the lavatory watching snakes on a plane the whole flight home.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee July 25, 2020

snake on a plane

Snake on a Plane is a piece of high quality hash that has been worked into a long skinny length and then rolled inside a fat joint.

I smoked a snake on a plane by myself and I was still flying when I woke up the next morning.

by ganjru May 3, 2008