pawned

a word for people who try to be geeks, but somehow cant and say pwned wrong. OWNED becomes PWNED and rhymes. pawned makes it sound like youre playing some lame game of chess.

boy 1: you just got pawned!
boy 2: *cries* well your're not leet. and i'm telling my mom.
boy 3: AWKWARD

by Berty April 9, 2005

pawnet

A female who recieves pwnage usually by a male that is far superior to her in all aspects of life

Cool kid:"Jen is so disfigured and pale that little kids think she's the michelin man"

Cool kid2:"omg dude rofl you just made that bitch a pawnet"

by jagman8 June 11, 2006

rubik pawnage

Using your hands to solve something, sutch as a rubik's cube. It has to be close to a world record.

how fast did you solve your rubik's cube

ten seconds

that's rubik pawnage

by FLBO May 22, 2009

pawned

A word that is use by people who don't know the real history of pwned and are a bunch of stupid idiots who should get their words straight.

"I s0 pawned j00!!!!"
"937 y0|_||2 \/\/0|2|)5 57|24!9|-|7 /\/008!3 !75 p\/\//\/3|)"

by g28401 September 20, 2005

Pawning

A term for when he nuts in your mouth and you pretend to swallow, but then when you go in for a kiss you open your mouth and he just drinks his own nut. Then break up with him, because he’s gay.

1. Yo, I just totally pawned your boyfriend. There’s not much you can do about it anymore.

2. Yeah man, she pawned me.

3. She gave me a good pawning.

by Thepawning June 9, 2019

Pawnhandler

1. One who handles pawns well, but stinks at dealing with knights, bishops, rooks, kings, and queens.

2. A priceless addition to any forum.

3. A fountain of wisdom and guidance.

He's such a Pawnhandler at chess, but we like him anyway.

Let's go see what Pawnhandler wrote today!

That guru is such a Pawnhandler; we're lucky we found him!

by wise guide August 7, 2008

Pawney

A word with the true spelling obscure, a spelling including a capital Z, lowercase x and the number 7. Used to describe the act of taking a food in a ziploc bag, mushing it up into a ball, and putting it on a plate and exclaiming (in phonetic terms) "PAAAAWWWWWNNNNEEEEYYYYYYY", with an accent on the AW and NEY vowels.

Give me your sandwich, I wanna make some pawney. *smush smush smush* PAAAAWWWWNNNNEEEEEYYYYY.

by SlyFoxofSeattle April 22, 2011