pantomiming masturbation

making the jack off motion with one's hand

How was your day Billy?

<makes jack off motion with hand> Same shit, different pile.

by [e-mail] April 28, 2004

patato

a fat guy who is hella fat with long hair drives a green car most likely looks mexican has a mustache. titties are able to bounce. is retarded but kool.

patato looks like a fat girl

by 123:) July 25, 2010

charlie patton

An unknown species that seems to have a golden fluffy kind of hair, not fur, but hair. It mostly resembles a human in looks, but how it acts resembles a cross between a squirrel and a raccoon. It is mostly insane but has moments of clear sanity in which it is calm and calculated, a scary threat to mankind it is, even if there is only one he is also the leader of the x men in an undefined year.

"Oh god, I think I just saw a Charlie Patton, OH NO HE SEES ME"

by ChennerCheese June 29, 2018

pantophobia

Fear of everything. Often confused with pantaphobia (q.v.) which means fear of nothing.

I am afflicted with pantophobia. But luckily I am not afraid of pants.

by pantophobe December 8, 2012

pastor manning

When a gay bottom has a fire in his butthole that can only be filled by having anal sex.

Dude I was totally pastor manning last night, until Jesus came over.

by Zeminator December 5, 2016

Pastorbate

What a pastor must do to keep sexually abstinent.

"I haven't had sex since I became a pastor and now I pastorbate everyday!"

by The Action. August 23, 2011

Pastorized

When you or someone you know has been touched inappropriately by a pastor.

That poor boy has been pastorized

by Consuela October 28, 2019