Springville PA

A boring little town with a gas station run by foreigners, a post office, fire house, 2 antique stores, an art museum in an old school and 2 churches. That's it. The most fun you can have in Springville is cow tipping and watching the grass grow. By 8 pm, everything is closed, and it becomes a ghost town. Oh, and be sure to drink the water, it guarantees eternal youth.

Springville PA is a ghost town at night.

by Ertle Mae July 23, 2009

Thorton PA

1. Suburbs; Middle of Nowhere; The Counrty

Where some GH3TT0LICIOUS MAMiiS ride bikes around their developments, go horse back riding, and do nothing but shop on daddy's unlimited platinum credit cards

2. Where row homes and walking are UNHEARD OF!

A.K.A - where its at <3

Your bike would never get stolen in Thorton PA.

by mcnults October 20, 2009

Pa-twang

The sound your dick makes after you break it off in somebody

We just beat you in euchre 10-0, Pa-Twang!

by Veronus October 22, 2020

sandwich pa

a sandwich cooked in a jaffle maker.

Dad, can you please make me a sandwich pa?

by vinpor April 27, 2008

Williamsport, Pa

A medium-sized city in central Pennsylvania (10,000+ residents). In August, it's home to the LLWS and the population doubles for a few weeks while thousands of people tune in to ESPN to watch the games. The birthplace of Little League baseball, the sport that is usually the basis of every U.S. kids' childhood growing up.

"I played Little League baseball in my younger years."

"Really? Me too. I even went to the museum in Williamsport, Pa. It's pretty neat there, and if you go to one of the LLWS games, it's free!

by Robert Watson October 7, 2005

pa-zackly

A definitive exclaimation that confirms that you are just SO damn correct in what you say.

True dat! Pa-zackly!

by queen of mean October 5, 2016

oley, pa

Well, if your in to corn and cows you found the right place. There are more cows than people in this little town. You can drive through the town in two minutes. There is only one main road, but be careful driving on it. Because there is a random fucking traffic light that only blinks yellow for no god damn reason. Your lucky you don't get t- boned by a tractor trailer going through it. If your trying to go shopping then you better go somewhere else. Because there is only a Weis in the whole town.

Fuck, I just hit a cow. I must be in Oley, Pa.

by SRTAEYPN August 11, 2016