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Permission given by a gay for a heterosexual to use the word "Faggot"
Principal: So you called him a faggot?
Jimmy: Yes, but a gay friend named Sean gave me a Faggot Pass, so I can say it.
Principal: Sorry, it's still bullying.
Jimmy: See you in court NiQQa!
by Triggered To Death May 27, 2017

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A consonant cluster made up of the alveolar voiceless sibilant fricative and the voiceless velar plosive in rapid succession. This consonant cluster does not appear in German, but it is common in Scandinavian and Slavic languages.
American White Girl: “SKSKSKSKSKKSKSKDJDJD”
German Speaker: “Vat did you just–“
American White Girl: And I Oop!
by Triggered To Death September 06, 2019

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An act which is the inverse of masturbation; namely, when a person has sex with everyone else in the world but themself.
Bystander: “What’s he doing in that bathroom?”

Sexpert: “Could me more than masturbating…possibly reverse masturbation?”
Bystaner: “Noone is safe!”
Sexpert: “Reverse masturbation: it will be end of us all.”
by Triggered To Death June 21, 2020

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The state of your cock being in an uncomfortable position; usually in reference to your cock being tangled or in an awkward direction.
Teacher: Please put your pants on, we’re in class!
You: Wait a sec, my cock is in a wangle.
Teacher: Gotcha.
by Triggered To Death February 21, 2021

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When your in-pocket phone slips into the valley between your legs so it represents an oddly shaped cock bulge.
Ghislaine: Wow, your cock is so square and flat! What is your secret?
You: Not my cock, just a phoner.
by Triggered To Death February 21, 2021

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