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Snack-Packing

General terminology for the punitive practice amongst incarcerated criminals, of forcing a flavored pudding cup from a snack pack into the recipient's anus and then having one ore more prisoners sodomize the recipient.

While there are several variations of this practice in play across several prisons in the United States, what is generally accepted is that the exoticness of the snack pack flavor, number of syllables in it's name, and number of people pulling the train on the recipient, all increase in direct proportion to the severity of the offense. So if there's two to three people in line, and a vanilla/chocolate/strawberry pudding cup, it's probably a minor offense, like not sitting down to fart/piss. If the whole cell block is lined up and you hear the words "dragonberry/passionfruit-thin mint/fig newton-Gluten-free kiwi, lime, and chinchilla vegeterian..." assume someone blew up a fucking planet.
Dude, Justin in D wing said they're snack-packing Nico after lights out! Not sure why, but the pudding cup is gingerbread alfalfa cucumber lime and lavender... im staying the fuck back when the ramrod rodeo kicks off!
by Mjolnir12982 April 10, 2017
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Flipping packs

"Squad goin' up, nobody flippin packs now"

Tuesday- Drake and ILOVEMAKONNEN

Since Drake and his affiliates are rising in the ranks, it’s no longer necessary to do things like flipping packs (moving drugs) as a source of income any more.
by Wherearetheavocaders July 22, 2015
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Jet Packing

Similar to spooning. However, the "little spoon" is larger than the "big spoon, thus giving off the image of a human jetpack.
Mark's girlfriend is like 6'2. I caught them jet packing in the common room watching the food network last night.
by The GodFader June 5, 2011
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Opp pack

Originally "smoking" someone was a good thing(as long as it didn't mean shooting em). For example when 2pac died his gang members smoked his ashes in the form of a blunt. But after "Tooka" got shot up, his body was literally smokin from all the shots. So people would say smokin a tooka while celebrating an opp dying. When 2pac died smoking was a celebration that he lived. When tooka died smokin was celebrating he died. So an opp pack is smoking weed in celebration a opp died
"That opp from 63rd just got shot up."

"We smokin a new opp pack"
by Rip Von November 7, 2020
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Scat Pack

An effective marketing campaign that Dodge used in the late 60's and early 70's to promote their line-up of performance optioned cars. Most notably the Super Bee, Charger R/T, Coronet R/T, and the Dart GTS or Swinger. These cars were readily identifyable by the "bumblebee" stripe wrapped around the back end of the car.
The Scat Pack cars by Dodge were swweeeet....
by Streamwalker September 30, 2004
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Von Pack

Smoking on that Von Pack, in reference to king von's death may he rest in puffs.
Did you hear about how that von pack was being smoked?

yes i heard that his opps were high asf
by Von Smoking pack August 18, 2022
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Pardoel packing

Named after someone notorious for last minute packing, Pardoel packing is the act of packing by throwing all of your belongings into a suitcase willy nilly. Actually scratch that. A suitcase implies planned packing, most likely some bags for life, maybe even bin liners will be involved.

Although Pardoel packing is time efficient the risk factor for forgetting important items such as passports is incredibly high.

If you are expecting a known Pardoel packer in your home be prepared to stock large quantities of toiletries such as toothbrushes, deodorant and shampoo as most space will be saved in the case for either extravagant cosmetics and perfume or more likely gifts from the duty free for you.

Those who partake in Pardoel packing tend to be the most wonderful of humans who are simply lacking in general organisation so do welcome them into your hearts and homes*.

*However if you have "Monica-like" organisation it is generally advised that you don't welcome Pardoel packers into your home. Your efforts to change their habits will be futile and will most likely drive you crazy.
Kellie: Have you packed for the holiday yet?

Ellie: No, I'm just going to do some Pardoel packing right before we go. Who has time for pre packing!?
by Pardoel packing May 29, 2016
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