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Baku Oxford School

Everyone has been waiting for this. At least the people who searched this up. Anyways. It is a nice, international school, but there is one avtaritet there. Zeyneb xala. Don't mess with her. Back to the point. Strange and cool teachers, bad teachers, everything a normal school should have eh? To anyone looking this up, make another definition, please. Who am I? My name starts on M.

(P.S. Zeyneb x Ismat 💕)
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Rosa oxford 

A pathetic insecure excuse for a woman

Fat and ugly

Fakest thing since plastic
Can’t get her own man
Is obsessive to the core

Stalks any man who smiles at her

Dumbest person around

Can’t keep a friend or a man

Depressed about her own ugliness and black heart

Needs to do everyone a favour and slip next time she cuts herself
Is that your friend Rosa oxford?
No I hate her She is a pathetic insecure excuse for a woman I wish one of her suffering ex’s would actually do a good job of beating her and put us all out of our misery
Rosa oxford by #badbitch#1 August 22, 2022

The Oxford Academy 

A shitty school and they think they are better than they actually are. They cry if we don't have pencils but they can barely afford food to serve us. L school L Mr Ewen but the headteacher Miss Ward has BACK
Person 1: You go The Oxford Academy my lad?
Person 2: Oh yea Grant the PE Teacher always only talks to girls, What a nonce!

Autunm Oxford 

awesome bbq dad and fun to beat up.
Autunm Oxford: *slaps*
Person 1: *slaps harder*
Autunm: meanie
Autunm Oxford by sal19 February 8, 2023

Lower Oxford 

A nickname for Lake Orion, used by their northerly neighbor's in Oxford.
Person 1: "Hey, you wanna go somewhere to eat?"

Person 2: "Sure, but definitely not Lower Oxford."
Lower Oxford by DesignedDino July 28, 2023

New Oxford High School 

Warning you to NOT go to this school and let me explain why right quick. If you’re a parent reading this DO NOT SEND YOUR CHILD HERE. DO. NOT.
They do NOT care about mental health in the slightest and only actively offer mental help if a incident happened that didn’t even effect us/just a few select people. Otherwise than that you have to beg on your knees and suck their d!ck to get some mental support. I’ve tried committing TWICE one in the premises mainly because of SA and bullying but anyway. First of all I doubt they believe me, second of all when they asked if I had a plan, I said no. My counselor and other teacher just walked me right back to my history class, so remember kids if you don't have a plan, it’s okay! :)

FYI they only care about their already shitty reputation, so they’ll only take action if it somehow helps themselves.

- Sincerely, a former student that is fed up
Person A: That kid looks like a deadbeat..

Person B: Yeah they probably go to New Oxford High School

Morris Oxford 

The car where you usually put your Oxford dictionary because this car is where your Oxford dictionary is easier to find compared to other places where you can put stuffs, including (but not exclusive to) this dictionary.
Whenever I need to look something up, I just check the back seat of my Morris Oxford; my Oxford dictionary is always in there.
Morris Oxford by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025