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Stupid Oxford Jock

A kid in Oxford who sneaks into gym class, plays sports, and goes to the weight room. Normally they are annoying. Commonly they say “Aye u goin to the weight room?”
Oh my god that senior is such a Stupid Oxford Jock.
by fortnightninjaballz69 March 10, 2022
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Oxford, NY

6/10. Low key mid. The best part is hoppies and the Spanish teachers. None of the guys are hot.
Girl no1.: hey ur really hot and smexy. R u from Oxford, NY?

Hot, smexy guy: nah.(Rosa parks, 1951) no guy in Oxford is hot. The girls are all tens tho.
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Rosa oxford

A pathetic insecure excuse for a woman

Fat and ugly

Fakest thing since plastic
Can’t get her own man
Is obsessive to the core

Stalks any man who smiles at her

Dumbest person around

Can’t keep a friend or a man

Depressed about her own ugliness and black heart

Needs to do everyone a favour and slip next time she cuts herself
Is that your friend Rosa oxford?
No I hate her She is a pathetic insecure excuse for a woman I wish one of her suffering ex’s would actually do a good job of beating her and put us all out of our misery
by #badbitch#1 August 22, 2022
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The Oxford Valley mall

The local mall in Buck’s County. At one point it was nice, but has gone extremely downhill in recent years. If you go there today, you will be greeted by empty shelves, dirt, extremely shady looking stores, a stand which sells vapes (and most likely worse drugs), and literal human shit on the floor.
“Do you want to go the Oxford Valley Mall?”
“No, that’s gross!”
“I just pooped in the middle of the mall!!”
by Lmaohi7 May 15, 2019
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Oxford

Where my dads from, and my dads fucking mint
My dads fuckin mind, so that makes oxford mint aswell
by My dads mint as fuck October 4, 2020
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New Oxford High School

Warning you to NOT go to this school and let me explain why right quick. If you’re a parent reading this DO NOT SEND YOUR CHILD HERE. DO. NOT.
They do NOT care about mental health in the slightest and only actively offer mental help if a incident happened that didn’t even effect us/just a few select people. Otherwise than that you have to beg on your knees and suck their d!ck to get some mental support. I’ve tried committing TWICE one in the premises mainly because of SA and bullying but anyway. First of all I doubt they believe me, second of all when they asked if I had a plan, I said no. My counselor and other teacher just walked me right back to my history class, so remember kids if you don't have a plan, it’s okay! :)

FYI they only care about their already shitty reputation, so they’ll only take action if it somehow helps themselves.

- Sincerely, a former student that is fed up
Person A: That kid looks like a deadbeat..

Person B: Yeah they probably go to New Oxford High School
by CGrace May 7, 2024
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oxford study

a shorthand way to describe a romantic couple comprised of asian/ east asian women and white men.

there are a lot of possible explanations such as white men being seen as more masculine and asian women being more feminine and exotic, but it is a relatively common romantic pairing.

it originated from a study by oxford university talking about why so many white guys and so many asian women get together.
"Did you see her new boyfriend? He's completely out of her league"
"Yep, common oxford study situation"
by idontevenknowwhatsup April 2, 2024
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