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Orphan

A word for a useless child with no parents. Technoblade and i bolth enjoy killing them and sacrificing them to the blood god.
“When you search up orphan on urban dictionary the results are horrible!”
“I- its…its urban dictionary.”
by BuzzBuzzBitches July 9, 2021
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Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.
The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.
by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016
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Orphan

You see that kid Brian Kahn right there, he's an orphan and we must stay away Jack.
by JIMMEDAJIMME December 27, 2021
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orphan crushing machine

A theoretical device referenced when someone performs an act of generosity of kindness that is only possible because a horrible system has been normalized. Usually seen in "feel good" stories in the news where a child sells a collection so they can afford cancer treatment or a military veteran receives a prosthesis because of a GoFundMe.
Local man saves 500 orphans from the orphan crushing machine!

That's great news! Wait... why is there a machine that crushes orphans?
by v022 December 5, 2025
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Orphan Turntable

A vinyl record player originally sold with an integrated Hi-Fi system, that has since become separated from said system and is thus unusable due to proprietary connectors and the lack of an audio amplifier.
Person A: “I brought this record player from a thrift store, but when I tried to use it I noticed it only has weird connectors I’ve never seen before.”
Person B: “That’s an orphan turntable. Don’t waste any more time or money getting it to work.”
by MouthfulOfMortein February 26, 2024
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Orphans

Parentless fucked children who live in Orphanages
Person 1: Have you tried eating orphans before?
Person 2: Yes they are fucking delicous
by SapXD June 2, 2022
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Orphanated

Verb: To leave behind, dump, never return for; an unwanted person or thing, to be forgotten

Noun: Orphanation

Synonyms: orphan, orphaningly
Mikey the goat was orphanated by his mother.
by The Goat Herder December 29, 2020
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