Open-Mouth Breather

Someone who keeps their mouth open, often with tongue sticking out; appearing mentally deficient. Implying the person has brain damage or is mentally deficient.

All his friends were idiots and morons; the biggest collection of open-mouth breathers I've ever seen.

Open-Mouth Breather by Timbotron3000 May 30, 2006

Open Door Dilemma

When someone you know is taking a dump in a public or private restroom, and while he is in mid-poo you open the door. Because of this, the person shitting is faced with the difficult decision of either hurrying up and pinching it off and then coming to kick your ass, or coming after you right then and there and risk poo falling out his ass and dropping on the bathroom floor.

The other night, Joey was taking a dump over my house and we gave him an open door dilemma. It was hilarious because he was mid-shit and came after us with his pants at his ankles and he just dropped the poopies all over the floor and stained it.

Open Door Dilemma by SnizzPulverizer February 17, 2009

open hand 

meaning bitch slap originating from the ancient art of karate

Tracey gave Ric an open hand after he tried to pull an angry dragon on her.

open hand by MissSaucey June 18, 2009

open faced chili dog 

The sexual act of taking a crap on the chest of a flat woman and then making sweet love to her breasts.

I met this chick who had really small tits, but it's ok, because I just gave her an open faced chili dog.

open faced chili dog by Crappy Diaper October 13, 2007

open legs 

noun. a promiscuous lady who likes to open her legs for either business or pleasure

"damn beth is such an open legs"

open legs by allisonchains November 4, 2009

Open Faced Sandwich 

When a women leaves her used Maxi pad on top of a trash can (usually in a bathroom) for everyone to see.

Clem saw an open faced sandwich in Cecile's bathroom trash can today, vomiting ensued quickly thereafter.

Open Faced Sandwich by Klitz April 19, 2008

open family 

A family where they all have sex with each other.

My dream is to marry a hot babe and live with her sister and our daughters and just have an open family.

open family by Red Leviathan September 20, 2017