Office Party

Name for an act in a menage a toi, or Gangsta Party (aka GP), or in layman's terms, a "3 some" with specifically two males and one female, where the female will use her hands on both males genitalia simultaneously, until both males ejaculate onto her chest.

As seen on the progressive commercial, where Flo gestures with her hands and screams "Office Party!" after the two males from a different insurance company are caught buying with Progressive.

by sugarush February 16, 2010

Unemployment Office

A state agency where the unemployed go to get unemployment benefits, under the pretense that they are looking for work.

To go along with the pretense of the unemployed, bureaucrats usually try to get peeps to call the Unemployment Office the opposite of what it is, with euphemisms such as Employment Development Department, in California.

by Downstrike November 2, 2006

Gunning to the Officers

A prison term for masturbating to, and in front of, the female officers.

I haven't been with a woman for five years, so of course I'm gunning to the officers

by Sylaine November 29, 2012

Surface Warfare Officer

Easily the largest community of officers in the United States Navy, SWOs drive ships, launch missiles, oversee safety procedures, control the public affairs outlook of ships, plan tactics, conduct safety inspections, make sure the engines are running smoothly, stand watches, maintain weapons caches, ensure smooth power flow, throw everyone around them under a bus so they can sleep and/or get promoted, cry nonstop, attempt to commit suicide but fail because they have absolutely no energy, and much more. Basically, they do everything on a ship with the notable exceptions of: sleep, have free time, and enjoy their life.

Despite the financial, educational, and prestige incentives, the Navy has an extremely difficult time retaining SWOs because their lives suck so badly. It's generally the last choice of designators, filled by people who either have to serve in the Navy because it paid for their college, or lunatics who volunteer to be a SWO and almost immediately regret their decision.

Navy Pilot: Hey guys, wanna go to a bar after work?
Intel Officer: Sure!
SEAL Officer: Sounds like a good idea.
Supply Officer: I'm in.
Public Affairs Officer: Definitely!
Surface Warfare Officer: After work? Work never stops...ever...(cries)

by iLikeSoup March 28, 2011

Office Rat

Someone who spends way, way too long in the office, and in rare cases, even sometimes attempts living in their office.

Nick was a real office rat. I tried getting him to quit, but he just kept on doing work at his computer every night, after hours.

by NinjaChicken666 August 30, 2018

Executive Officer

The commander's assigned bitch in an US Air Force unit. Affectionately know as "the exec", these officers are responsible for all administrative, bureaucratic, and office minutia the USAF invents to screw with its units. Not to be confused with executive officers (XOs) in other military services where the term refers to the second in command).

General Officer: Can you write me a detailed report on this complex situation, along with a companion powerpoint that puts everything in simple terms that I can use to present this issue in 6-9 hours?
Colonel: No problem, my bitc... executive officer can whip it up in a snap, he loves doing that sort of thing anyways. You want some coffee, he's good at that too.

by LOTUS_416 May 18, 2011

CROWs (Cornered Rabid Office Workers)

the office equivalent of the disgruntled coffee shop employee

Intelligent underachievers who feel their work environments are suppressive and prevent them from realizing their full creative potential.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004