Opporpoonity

The opportunity available for poon at a given place or time.

1. Man! There is a lot of opporpoonity at that new strip club!!

2. You're going to an all girl's boarding school?? Think of the all the opporpoonity!!

by Jez & Brooke September 17, 2005

Opportunity Rover

A Space Rover that was meant to last only 90 days on mars but proved all them wrong and lasted for 15 years we will never forget our bravest troop *salutes in robot*

"Opportunity Rover just died this week, can we get an F in the chat?"

by dashy99993 March 21, 2019

manfred-opposition

Pathological state. The obsessive urge to be in opposition to a statement, no matter how absurd it seems.

A: And then I said: "Wouldn't you rather earn money from being a student, than to have to pay for it?"
And he said: "Well no, actually I wouldn't. Because then the universities would be even more overcrowded than they are already and you wouldn't get any education at all anymore."

B: Wow, that was when he really entered the manfred-opposition!

by Judian March 9, 2008

Opposite of cool

Yo mama, obviously.


...arr

Just kidding, the opposite of cool is hot, which is yo mama :P

by Not Zane September 18, 2004

Opposite penis syndrome

a serious medical condition when a man gets horny he goes limp but whenever he isn't he has a raging hard-on.

-Dude do you have a boner?
-No
-Yeah right you probably have Opposite Penis Syndrome!

by stupidjeriactrictfuck February 18, 2011

opossum

It is the world's dumbest animal.

I have recently started calling dumb guys opossum.
eg: You are a bloody opossum

by nagcoder May 8, 2005

opportunistic

One who takes advantages of whatever opportunites confront them.

My brother is really opportunistic. He's only 25 and already the CEO of an international company.

by sublimal June 4, 2004