Nuclear Tampon

A tampon of intense size. Only one exists in the world. Used to plug up Rosey O'Donnel's blood spewing vagina. There is not enough cotton in the current world to make one. Instead, a normal sized tampon use enlarged by radiation.

More people died of the seeping radiaton then that of the Hiroshima Bomb.

by Mr Evil Betty April 18, 2004

nuclear diahrea

Diahrea that creates a sort of diahrea vapour and condenses on your asscheek and up the toilet bowl, causing you to wipe your ass cheeks and clean the toilet.

It took me 20 minutes to clean off my ass from that nuclear diahrea

by Tombski August 10, 2005

nuclear cumsplosion

When you ejaculate so hard it destroys everything in a two mile radius.

"Dude, I had such good sex last night I made a nuclear cumsplosion."

by Tecthe (@EagleCheesecake) December 2, 2016

nuclearbaby

A master idler in IRC.

Also known to play TacOps

!idle

Fear my I D L E power = - 2weeks days 1hrs 4mins 13secs

mooi IDLER

by Angl2k August 11, 2003

nucleartard

A combination of Retard and Nuclear. To indicate that someone is so much of a retard that their brain must have been exposed to radiation.

Shut the hell up, Nucleartard!

by ahref December 4, 2007

Nuclear wife

The female member of the now rare American nuclear family. Commonplace in the 1950s. Not necessarily happily married, but outwardly so nonetheless.

June cleaver on the popular 1950s-60s tv show leave it to beaver is a prime example of a nuclear wife.

leave it to beaver

by Pancakefield July 9, 2011

Nuclear nuts

When your getting some pussy, fellatio, or an emthusiastic handjob. Spit sweat and noises with dirty talk.

At the point of skeeting both nuts are stimulated and like a fire hose nut burst out with the velocity of an Ar-15 automatic assault rifle thus a nuclear nut

Tyrone:
Damn Becky that rusty trombone you gave me last night was the shit!!

Becky: I know you came so hard it was nuclear nuts!!!

by smiling assassin September 12, 2016