Nostradamus

Man who was not always trying to fortell the future,but was instead making political commentary disguised as soothsaying (most political commentary would have been illegal in his time)Because human beings keep repeating themselves many quatrains will incedently come true,and they will keep comming true until humans actually change for legit.Also the fact that people who influence history often have read nostradamus helps.

Nostradamus predicted WW1/2
The human race was destined to have a war of simaler magnitude at sometime,and Hitler had read Nostradamus and used the word hister to catipult himself into power so who knows if the word hister isnt used in the quatrain mabey WW2 would have been lead by some other psyco.

by artemisathena October 13, 2006

Nostradammit

An expletive used when one really should have known the shit would hit the fan.

My car rolled down the hill and crashed into a storefront! Why didn't I use the parking brake?!... Nostradammit!

by Wordsmithery June 30, 2012

Noseropractor

A chiropractor of the nose.

"Wow, Mary and Darci are such great noseropractors!"

by mmdt October 16, 2013

Nostradumbass

1) The self proclaimed prophet ov sorts whom is most famously noted for predicting the supposed second coming ov Jesus to "the forgotten land ov Chicago when his vast collection ov pornography is exhausted by the great Deepthroat Lord Krakow's return to heaven to avenge Tom Hanks".

"Did you see that special on the history channel about Nostradumbass? Man that dude was buff."

by Incipitsathanas February 25, 2009

Ass Nostril

1. Anus
2. An annoying or obnoxious person.
3. A bad place to store your keys.

1. It would suck to be a midget... every time you get in line you're eye level with a row full of Ass Nostrils.

2.Joe did what to your dog? And you didn't charge him? You Ass Nostril!

3. Most people just put that stuff in their pockets.

by strangehouse April 1, 2007

nostril fever

when someone has a giant zit located on the nose. or AMANDA.

"that girrrl has a severe case of nostril fever"

by xoxo samuel and keller January 17, 2009

Nostradamusement

The feeling of superiority that comes over an intelligent person when they watch their Nostradumbass friends spout on about how Nostradamus predicted events.

As Leonard watched Martin go on about Nostradamus, a feeling of nostradamusement came over him.

by Flirm Li February 4, 2010