nard soup

Pussy ass dude lol go ahead n smack the nard soup ass guy

She is so hot. "Yeah her mcm is a nard soup tho."

by Tanner pep May 11, 2017

nardsmasher

The atomic bomb of scrotum punches.

That cross dresser gave me a bitchy look so, I gave it a nardsmasher and it worked!

by Nardsmasher February 20, 2018

nard gargler

(n.) pl. nard garglers. - one who swishes testicles in one's mouth, as one might swish mouth wash after brushing, although this act makes one's breath taste much more nutty.

"I need a nard gargler to clean my ball sack."

by NeoNardHole DickHappyHole June 30, 2018

Nardical

Nardical is the combination of radical and gnarly.

That concert last night was totally nardical man.

by Zachgamr September 6, 2018

Nardole

Fictional character that appears in season 10 of the British show Doctor Who. He was a friend of River Song and latter one of the doctor's companion.

-Who's your favourite male companion in Doctor Who?
-Nardole

by Lilibeap October 8, 2018

Ngarda

A fake member of the Irish police force who carries a fake sheriffs badge from a ten-penny bag and spends his days posting "insider info" about their thick,red-necked, big eared colleagues

"Oh shit it's the fuckin Garda"....?"actually it's grand, its only a dickhead ngarda"....

by The tutor January 16, 2019

Nard Sandwich

When multiple men aggressively spoon each other on the bottom bunk of a bunkbed. The buns consisting of two random people and the meat consisting of the most popular person present. Extra toppings can be added.

"Damn, the Nard-Dog was so hard during the Nard Sandwich!"

"Mason, Bernard, and Aidan made a crazy Nard Sandwich last night!"

by Dogboot June 13, 2019