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nervous intern

When you wipe someone’s ass and jerk them off at the same time
When your new coworker is so incompetent, the only thing their good for is jerking someone off and wiping their asses.

“Come on bro really? Do I need to give you a nervous intern?”
“I heard Stacy gave the boss a nervous intern for a raise”
by fearjerr March 8, 2024
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nervouscited

Nervouscited is being nervous about something while at the same time being excited. Feeling both nervousness and excitement at the very same time

Ted Rimmel Jr (me) was nervous and excited at the same time when I realized rumors and gossip had been going around about me being in love with my mother. Very nervous because the rumors and gossip were totally accurate (and true!!), yet I felt excited for the fact it was just rumors and gossip, nobody had proven any of them true. Months later I got caught with Mom. Suddenly I was hyper nervous due to knowing everybody was going to be talking about this and spreading it all around. Yet I was a different type`of excited this time, at the thought of me having no control over stopping it, and of my secret now being literally impossible to hide from then on. I was very nervouscited.
"I am nervous about my new job I will be starting next week. However I am also very excited at the opportunities for advancement it will provide. I am nervouscited."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
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Nervous

A Not Rude Way Of Saying "Bro, I Farted" That could make the situation awkward.
I Just Got Nervous
by Terminal-ator May 26, 2025
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Nervous Anna

n. Grunge tribute band who mostly sing Cobain tunes in voices set in a high artificially feminine register. Part of Perth’s wave of ratty unheralded and largely unwanted tribute bands that includes: Pearls of Toe Jam, Sound Garden Tips, and Allison-Changed-Meets Puppets.
Did you see that Nervous Anna is headlining Koalafest? They apparently couldn’t afford Merve’s Nana or Mermana.
by gnostic3 January 1, 2026
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generousa nervousa

the rare condition parents suffer from when they decide to go on a spending spree with their children.
Instead of being their tightass selves, they buy everything the child wants.
child: im going to make mum come back and buy this dress for me.

LATER THAT DAY
child: this is the dress
mother: oh this would look nice on you too, lets get both.
child: well aren't you suffering from generousa nervousa!?
by the undomesticated one. October 23, 2008
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Sympathetic nervousness

State of mind of some people who get more nervous than you, when they see you're facing a problem or predicament. Very noticeable on women, by the way.
Woah, thank you for all the sympathetic nervousness!... but how are we going to fix this?
by mpin July 2, 2014
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Bo-nervous

The nervousness of ones boner. When drinking, Bo-nervous is a stage before whiskey dick.
Mitch: Dude bro, come on man! You gotta sex her up!

Dudebro: I can't, I'm Bo-nervous.
by remember you texted me that October 13, 2014
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