ooza noodles

Another name for "Top Ramen". Usually used by black people.

"All we got in the kitchen is ooza noodles! Can we get McDonalds, Ma?!!"

by Thabreeze December 29, 2015

spooky noodles

1)Noodles that jump scare people.
2)Noodles that are spookily strait.
3)Noodles that may or may not kill your family.

Last night the spooky noodles killed my family.

by Meme-lordess February 1, 2017

pot of noodles

A fat chick's vagina that feels very unpleasant. Mostly actually feeling like a pot of noodles.

I swiftly stuck my penis into her pot of noodles which felt like a pot of noodles. lolol

by AlexNewton/JeremyDWT-creater of word April 14, 2008

you’re boiling my noodles

When somebody angers you immensely to the point where you are going to boil over with rage

Use you’re boiling my noodles when talking about someone that you strongly dislike or are really mad at

“I cannot stand her right now, she has really been boiling my noodles recently”

by Faynjel January 4, 2020

Noodles

Guitarist of the punk-rock band the Offspring whose real name is Kevin Wasserman, who was the janitor of Dexter Holland and Greg K's high school. Dexter Holland and Greg K invited him to join the band because he was over 21 and could get them alcohol.

Stupid Offspring Fangirl: OMG DEXTER HE'S SO HOT!
Me (real Offspring fan): What do you think of Noodles?
Stupid Offspring Fanirl: Who's that?

by Schuyler K February 12, 2009

NooglePuffer

a short blonde girl......

that nooglepuffer was walking down my street........

by adam Benker November 21, 2006

crap noodles

The act of putting an object with small holes in front of your ass when you take a shit, resulting in the shit being squeezed into noodle-like strands.

The fags over in apartment 6 are always dropping crap noodles on the lawn.

by Sgt. Baker May 10, 2005