A legally binding contract that allows a financial institution to rape you every month for the next 20-30 years. In return, you get the privilege of maintaining a dwelling out of your own pocket without actually owning it.
1. So what'll it be this month Honey, pay the mortgage or get the driveway fixed?
2. I used to have disposable income. Now I have a mortgage instead.
2. I used to have disposable income. Now I have a mortgage instead.
by HighwayRobber November 17, 2015
Get the Mortgage mug.1 the rich jewish creator of robocop
2 the rich jewish kid who always manages to find his way into your heart
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'he's a sweetheart'
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'what do you think of bob morton'
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by matticah February 3, 2008
Get the bob morton mug.It comes from Italian slang and it literally means "dead of pussy". It can be referred to any man who had never kissed a girl or had sex in ages and absolutely needs a girl and therefore sees every girl beautiful and attractive even if she's the ugliest. Everything he hears, he percives it as something that has to do with sex, his vocabulary is very short, he often watched porn movies and would do anything even to just see a pair of boobs. He hardly succeeds, though.
by ml34567 August 26, 2011
Get the morto di figa mug.Means "Dead and Gone" from Latin to English.
Also means "Death, i will give you" from French to English.
Also means "Death, i will give you" from French to English.
Morte et Dabo. So he came forth and said unto me, "Son you are forsaken. Condemned for the sins that you live. I offer you forgiveness."
What a way to end the world, with false hope in a false god.
What a way to end the world, with false hope in you.
What a way to end the world, with false hope in a false god.
What a way to end the world, with false hope in you.
by outcamethewolves April 22, 2011
Get the Morte et Dabo mug.An absolutely awesome series written by Cassandra Clare. It has everything! (demon fighting, canon slash, technical incest, faeries, werewolves, geeky references, etc.) The Fandom is one of the most perverted ones. We have great fanart. And a duck!
Person A:Have you read City of Bones yet?
Person B: No, I've never heard of it!
Person A: It's the first book in the Mortal Instruments series. I think you would like it!
Person B: No, I've never heard of it!
Person A: It's the first book in the Mortal Instruments series. I think you would like it!
by thepacificislander June 15, 2012
Get the The Mortal Instruments mug."Unfortunately Your Highness, my husband had some dodgy prawn chimichongas for lunch and has sat on a mortar, thus he will not be able to attend tea."
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