miled up

Something that has very high mileage (i.e a car, a woman, a horse)

Damn Kidd, that carr is miled up

by Bobnissan October 4, 2015

maleda

means slut in dark language. gets influenced easily by people, would rather have her popularity sky-rockets than have a self-worth. usually blames people for her mistakes, and cakes her face with shit ton of makeup. she’s also very dumb.

Person 1: you gave him your virginity just to get back together?? youre such a maleda
Person 2: im doing it for my status!!

by dontcomeforme March 16, 2019

Moldy Shoulder

The Moldy Shoulder, commonly referred to as the Moldy Shouldy, is waiting for someone to fall asleep and then ejaculating on their shoulder without waking or alerting them in the morning.

"Dude my girl stole a handful of my fries yesterday, so I gave her a fucking Moldy Shoulder!"

by DaSoullessOne July 8, 2019

mole faced dog

Creepy doggo with a friking mole bruh

That stupid mole faced dog

by Yahsjdjrjr October 10, 2019

Moldy mattress

When a man has sex so much on his bed but never cleans up after so all the juices become moldy

Did you hear how gross John is? All he does is have sex and now he has a moldy mattress

by Jerome Lobate October 25, 2019

Moldonia

A new country after unification of (Republic of) Moldova with Romania.

-Are you from Moldova?
-No, I'm from Moldonia.

by Gaboantsa April 30, 2022

violet mold

violet mold is when dried period blood covers a girl's vagina. You look at the girl like "damn you got violet mold.

I want to fuck that bitch but she had the violet mold.

by violetzz January 21, 2014