moldova

Definition of a based country

damn Moldova is so based.

by moldovaisbased March 3, 2021

moldy sausage transfer

where a girl vomits and shis on your dick and gives you oral sex and rubs it into your pubes and gooch

mary gave a moldy sausage transfer in detention to the principle

by mudfall March 30, 2009

Moldy Jizz

1) Jizz that has changed colors by being exposed to mold

2) Jizz that is moldy because the man who came hasnt had sex in over twenty years

i bet that loser has moldy jizz

by Andrew Mac-Daddy May 25, 2009

Moldy Vagina

Moldy Vagina (M-OLD-E, V-AG-I-NA):

Def. 1- The act of not cleaning one's self after intense sexual intercourse.

Def. 2- The molding of a vagina after intense use of sexual activity.

Def. 3- The aging of a used cunt.

Def. 4- Tara Miller has a moldy vagina.

Samantha " Sally, my vagina is totally moldy after sex."

Sally, "Samantha, that's what a douche-bag is for. It's your fault for waiting a week after letting your damp cunt set to finally realize it."

Jason, "Dude I was eating out that girl Samantha, and it wasn't till after I got down to the bottom did I realize it was sour, do you think?"

Dude, "It was a moldy vagina? Why, yes... Yes I do."

Katherine, "Damn vagina just won't stop molding on me... Age is a CUNT!"

Lisa, "Hey George, can you pass the douche... My cunt's moldy again."

Tara Miller, "I have a moldy vagina!"

by Dr. Grey's February 6, 2012

Moldy Bagel

Giving oral to a woman with a vaginal infection.

Did you hear Cody gave moldy bagel last night??!

Yeah, I hear he loved it.

by grooss December 18, 2010

Beautiful molded cake

Hot drop dead gorgeous man or woman who seem to have everything on the outside , but once you cut into the cake,
date them ,get to know them, they treat people really bad

and they are rotten and molded on the inside.

I dated that hot guy ,everyone thinks he's gorgeous , got to know him and he is definitely a beautiful molded cake.He treats all women he dates really bad .I regret dating him .

by pinknature July 9, 2010

moldy penis

1) a penis that has not been properly treated after an encounter with a mold infested vagina. The penis in question must be kept in a state suitable to mold growth. IE the person does not wash the penis, yet occasionally gets it wet while refuseing to see a doctor to get the mold infection removed.

Please note that a moldy penis is not allways noticed by the mold. Leaky faucet syndrome is a common precursor to the mold surrounding the penis and perhaps within the penis. As with all stds know your partner. The number of partners a person has had directly correlates to the prevalence of moldy penis syndrome.

by jokkker December 11, 2013