Minecraft

Epic cure for any sickness a gamer/god has

Yo bruv u ok?
No
Go play minecraft
K broski

3 days later

Hey I’m good now lol

by 37bea November 3, 2019

MineCraft

A Blocky Game Where You Try To Beat The Game Or Survive As Long As Possible Without Dying.
The Best Game In My Opinion.

Person 1: What is Minecraft:

Person 2: a really fun game where you mine, craft, and kill.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ January 5, 2022

Minecraft

BlockyboiShagger aka Steve runs around looking for diamonds avoiding green thots on their period, literally gonna explode his ass, gonna hope he meets and destroys FaZeDRAGON by quick scoping his energy cubes, after that he shall kill The Wither by decapitating him and cutting his bollocks off. Another goal is to get a hot af girl to bang.

Minecraft boys

by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

Minecraft

Minecraft

Minecraft

by *(◕ヮ◕)* September 22, 2020

Minecraft

Minecraft is an addicting game that has no fucking logic what so ever, it’s a drug that will take over your childhood.

FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!!
Kid in room: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT
FBI: * slowly creeps out the door way so the boy can play Minecraft in piece.

by Į ām grōōt99 May 25, 2019

Minecraft

A legendary game made in 2009 that still cause nostalgia in adulthood.

Real gamers play Minecraft.

by Cybertoxicrtroluen January 2, 2020

Minecraft

The game that nobody hates

-You are dumb.
-Idc.
-You are stupid.
-Idc.
-Minecraft is stupid game.
-Say that again 😡

by Niggavantsy February 15, 2019