MicroDouche

Joe Clark

Have you read Joe Clark's blog (joeclark dot org)? That guy is a serious microdouche.

by armadilloshand June 3, 2009

micro penis

A penis that is less than 3 inches long.

Dude, Adam showed me a picture of his junk. He has a micro penis!

by The most awesome person ever. April 25, 2012

Microanalyze

To self-obsess over everything you have said or done in your past that could have contributed to an outcome not in your favor and to carry the belief that things would be different had something of little importance been altered.

"You need to stop microanalzying your relationship. He left you 'cause he doesn't love you and knew he never would. There's nothing you could say or do to prevent that."

"Don't microanalyze the past. Trust in yourself and know that people take you in whole for who you are."

by ablizzy87 December 30, 2011

micro-scripulate

The act of refrigerating asian sperm, then putting said sperm in your roomate's mouth while he is sleeping.

"Aw man, my mouth is cold and tastes funny, I think James micro-scripulated me."

by Captain Klamydia January 18, 2009

microbaked

The inadequate high one acheives after smoking a less than desired or needed amount of marijuana.

"Dude, I'm microbaked. I woke so late this morning, I only had chance to toke half a doobie."

by witchytink September 28, 2009

Micro-Mormon Manage

to manage especially with excessive control or attention to details; victims of Micro-Mormon Management are most commonly known to release their tensions through smiling, baking Jesus cookies, and trying to convert everyone they know in order to make everyone else's lives just as constrained as their own.

Mark had been so Micro-Mormon Managed that when it came time to go on his mission he had no objections with being sent to Detroit.

by FranksG August 23, 2010

Micro tripping

Being intoxicated on a substance barely enough to register as different from the norm. Threshold doses and below that affect only the subconscious.

A way to enjoy the party without damaging your body.

"Man, you sober?"
"Nah dude, just micro tripping. One single flake of weed. The slightest damn edge."

by !ARCHIVIST! June 1, 2013