Micronoob

An idiot who uses Microsoft software to the death.

Person 1: Hey dude. Windows 7 is the sex.
Person 2: Holy shit dude you're such a Micronoob.

by Luke Carrier December 3, 2009

Microsoft Second

A screen during any installation in Windows showing "1 second remaining" that lasts a few minutes.

"I don't have time to talk to you, I'm almost done installing the game - it says I only have one second remaining."

"Dude, you have plenty of time, it's a Microsoft second."

by SsurebreC August 1, 2012

microcoon

Microcoon..... What everyone thinks they've got when someone else's maine coon is bigger!

- a small Maine Coon Cat.
Or a Maine coon that hasn't reached its maturity yet.

My MC is 2 and 3kg.... my dear, you have a Microcoon. Maine coon cat

by MCMAAD May 25, 2016

microcoon

Microcoon..... What everyone thinks they've got when someone else's maine coon is bigger!

- a small Maine Coon Cat.
Or a Maine coon that hasn't reached its maturity yet.

My MC is 2 and 3kg.... my dear, you have a Microcoon. Maine coon cat

by MCMAAD May 25, 2016

Microsofted

When again and again you get screwed by Microsoft apps and repeatedly get into Catch XXII scenarios - for instance move a picture in a Word document and the whole thing shifts and disappears.

I can't run the 32bit install because I have some apps in 64bit and vice versa, I guess I got microsofted again.

by L'Agneau October 18, 2018

Microhog

When you got a tunacan shaped dick and like to talk about it to your bros for some reason.

"Trip Vee of 'The Lifted' has a microhog. He keeps talking about it to me like I care."

by cryptocuck July 30, 2019

MicrosoftWindows

Some random turk who likes kebobs and csgo

That microsoftwindows is annoying

by Peculate August 7, 2019