Michaelangeloism

A woman’s desire to be captured in males’ imaginations as a perfect object of beauty, whether physical, emotional, or intellectual.

Neurotic adherence to it leaves women unable to process categorical statements, especially regarding female nature.

When a woman says that it’s not women’s fault that they don’t initiate conversations or dates because “modern men” aren’t attractive enough, she is displaying Michaelangeloism.

by saintsundere August 31, 2024

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MichaelTheMicrowave

A YouTuber who made over 1000 shorts about a talking moai named STONEMAN

Guy1: Hey dude did you see the latest “MichaelTheMicrowave” Short?
Guy2:Yeah bro! STONEMAN was so funny!!!!

by Isaac Pringleton February 25, 2024

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Michelada Special

A sexual act in which one inserts himself in an obese Latina woman (torta) who is menstruating. Upon pulling out the bloody member, he sprinkles tahin on the tip and proceeds to urinate on the aforementioned torta. He finishes the act by slapping the bloody member on her forehead and proclaiming “Michelada whey”

The bloody, tahin sprinkled stamp resembles a mushroom on her face.

Person 1: Man, that torta over there is looking fine. I wish she wasn’t on her period.

Person 2: Don’t worry about that man, just give her the Michelada Special

Person 3: My name Jeff

by TortaPounder April 20, 2025

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Michaela

female who appears to be on the shorter side of things and tends to lose her temper quite easily

Michaela just hit me!!!

by .omss13_ May 18, 2025

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Michaelle

The goddess of joy, laughter

Drowns her enemies in laughing to death, is always wearing a golden, baby blue and olive green mask to hide her struggles to help everyone else

Yoo I aspire to be a michaelle

by Thehandsomejester November 22, 2025

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