merked

someone who is really high or gets destroyed

wow he got merked by that truck or wow I'm merked right now

by Mc Definitions March 17, 2018

Merking off

Merking off is essentially the fusion of mewing, and jerking off, typically done by late stage gooners who are still looking for a way to turn getting caught edging into a sigmatical grindset moment. Though usually this still wont change the fact you just caught them edging to gay porn before the suns even risen yet, which there now using as a flex upon you.

Edward: do you know that guy in the dorm next-door? i caught him edging in the bathroom once and all he did was start merking off
Dennis: lmao but i would do the same thing if i were him

by relerquney February 16, 2024

Merk Fr

Merk Fr is the most replaceable Rw and is mid at nhl

Merk fr stinks and can’t manage

by Lagsak December 13, 2023

Merk

v. To kill someone. Usually from behind and before they even know what's happening.

I was playing that new MOBA and was handling the middle lane like a boss when suddenly a player from the other team appeared outta nowhere and merked me!

by CaptainMerk May 31, 2022

merk on

Getting a “merk on”! Angry or upset with someone or something without justification or reason.

Oi Angela! Don’t get a merk on!

by Richardranklin October 3, 2017

merked

When you get beat up, socked, or shot

Me-"yo.. Fuck is wrong witchu bull I'm bouta merk u"
You-" I'm sorry I didnt mean to"

Me-"yo sum bull gon rob me for my shit I just copped a new gun to, bull finna get merked"
My squad-"ard bro imma get the whip"

by T.I.NMan February 15, 2015

Merk

The act of having 10 or more dildos in your pussy at once then take them out and having a guys whole head go in your pussy and you start cumming and squirting on him while hes still inside

Lisa was about to merk this guy tonight in bed

by Awesome words5150 December 15, 2016