Merked

n. Being completely wasted high off prescription pills, preferrably opiates.
v. To snort prescription pills

Before playing video games my friends and I like to get all Merked out.

by drugssince93' May 13, 2013

merkily

use of a merkin for deceptive purposes

1. Justine merkily hides the fact that her hair is not naturally red by wearing a merkin on first dates.

2. John merkily disguises the loss of his pubic hair from cronic masturbation by wearing a merkin.

by Merkish Payment April 18, 2010

Merked

The means of getting Murder-Killed in any situation.

i.e. during video games, hit and runs, getting made fun of publicly, and/or losing in any way possible

Oh man I was playing C.O.D. 4 last night and this n00b came in and started talking shit, so me and my friends merked his clan by 14 kills.

by Merksauce June 7, 2009

Merkled

Another word for being wasted on alcohol or drugs.

Fam I was merkled at that point.

by Judged_differently March 1, 2011

merked

To be badly beaten up or killed. Comes from the word Murded.

Geeza your gonna get merked

by Deckmaster171 May 31, 2006

merked

1. Owned, lit up, pwned, etc.
2. A state of first being stabbed in the chest, followed by being anal raped.
3. Showing a sense of ownership over an item, followed by dissing it.

1.
Person A: Dude! Headshot!
Person B: Merked!

2.
Person A: Dude, I just got merked!
Person B: Damn, that sucks.

3.
Person A: Dude, your dog just got merked!

by Jimasd November 9, 2008

Merkenberry

Old crusty Technically supports whose software knowledge is as random, old, and crusty as a box of Frankenberry Cereal.

"Gee Wiz David, you're such a friggin' merkenberry."

by A Very Concerned Citizen. January 23, 2009