1. A man constantly in pursuit of dates or relationships
2. A "pick up artist," or someone who thinks they are
2. A "pick up artist," or someone who thinks they are
1. "She's a bartender, she's not into you. Stop acting like a dick merchant with too much schlong to sell."
2. "Look at these dick merchants trying to move some product on that poor booth babe."
2. "Look at these dick merchants trying to move some product on that poor booth babe."
by jen4k2 September 9, 2021
Get the dick merchantmug. A seaborn man of trading descent. Commonly found hidden in the women's latrine. Using a queef absorber 4000 to capture the gases he then sells them to unsuspecting passengers through the form of ice cream.
by Mary queen of sluts February 23, 2023
Get the Queef merchantmug. ruairidrayne99
by LOI_NotJack April 6, 2022
Get the Points merchantmug. OC Merchants: let's do Chinese nigga sex
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fr1ck.mp4: depends high effort memes usually take 8 hours, normal ones take about 1 all I need is the idea and im off
Entire Ironic Community: aha
by NowInCrapyKangarooYesternight May 17, 2019
Get the OC Merchantsmug. by Dutty Crack G December 10, 2013
Get the tool merchantmug. can mean either-
1) a stupid or arrogant person, or
2) something (usually a feat) which is impressive.
1) a stupid or arrogant person, or
2) something (usually a feat) which is impressive.
by Panzervarg May 18, 2010
Get the nut merchantmug. A Real Buisnessman, A true and honest man who will never scam you out of your earnings, Someone who would never lie or cheat at anything.
by A Real BusinessMan September 19, 2019
Get the Ryan Merchantmug.