maturity juice

a beverage also known as alcohol

I need some maturity juice to help me mature faster

by tatomuck1 March 16, 2009

Mature Mateo

Young Comedian With An Amazing Personality... Also Loves Blondes?

Mature Mateo The Gangster

by Mature Mateo September 16, 2020

mature babe

Common term used on porn sites. Supposedly site contains more mature women who still class as babes. Not true. Most of these women are revolting and can wilt ya cock at a thousand yards. Probably WERE porn stars once, but should gave quit and kept their clothes on twenty years ago.

Give 'em a miss, like. Unless yer a Benny Hill type that is.

Mature babe? Nah, ask yer guide dog mate. Fuckin auld mingers the lot of 'em.

by Lord Ass June 28, 2005

MATUMBO

Gigantic, Humoungous, and or GINORMOUS PENIS

DaM gurl last night i was feelin on his Matumbo

by Alex W. December 22, 2004

mature

A self-descriptive term often used in personal ads, which is synonymous with boring as all hell.

Hi. My name is John. I'm a 34 year old stamp collector with a mature personality.

by judochop January 5, 2009

matador

to lose credibility. related to the once superb label outta Jersey that now sucks shit.

Damn, Yep Roc got totally matadored.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 24, 2005

The Matador

When one, while wearing a robe, farts and then, with hands in robe pockets twirls the right side form back to front and left side from back to front. Thus giving the illusion of a matador while equally spreading the " joy" just released

"I just gave my son The Matador while he was watching cartoons...he was not at all happy".

by DemmyMack413 January 14, 2011