Masterlate

Late for something because you were masterbating

Why were you late for work?
I was masterbating so I was Masterlate.

by CCdiemond September 13, 2014

World masturbate day

World masturbate day is held on 21 April. People can ask nudes from somebody else for masturbate and research purpose.

Im gonna cum on her pics tonight. April 21 is world masturbate day!

by Kesatria batang hitam April 20, 2020

Masticate

To chew food- (never try to masticate liquids)

It is impossible to masticate your own wenus!!! (search wenus)

by Jaques Russle December 18, 2004

masturbate

What you do while lying in bed.

While listening to the radio, a song gave me a boner, so I began to masturbate.

by Cummy worm August 18, 2010

mastubatory miscalculation

Whe a male masturbates and he miscalculates the force of the said ejaculation and proceeds to splash his own spooge on his chin or other facial area!!!

Dude i had a mastubatory miscalculation last night and came in my own mouth!!! It sucked!!!

by vinny125125 September 9, 2010

Masturbate

Girl:There's no need to take of pants grab a teddy put it down there in or outside the pants .then move your legs in a circular movement until your weak.wait a few minutes and reapeat

Girl1:yo this is how I masturbate

by Sexydefos March 24, 2020

chronic live masturbater

a chronic live masturbater is someone who plays xbox live or playstaion live alll day. they occasionally get out of there parents basments to go to the bathroom and eat. And when there not playing which is about 20 min a day there are masturbating to the thought of it. it is a very bad diseas and right now there is no cure.

oh my god i just got a nuke i have to take a 20 min brake to beat my meat to the thought of that nuke i just got...oh my god...tht feels so GOOODDD!!!! i am such a chronic live masturbater

by Joediesel72 March 3, 2010