Extreme masterbating

When you have jerked it so long that it wil pop a boner for the rest of your life.

My dad did a ''Extreme masterbating'' yesterday

by WKalas December 29, 2016

spiritual masterbation

1) People who think their needs spiritually and/or religiously are more important then others around them, especially those who might need their help.

2) People who are self-centered it when it comes to spirituality or religion.

Tova: I asked the advisors to helped me do shmirah, but they were to busy doing kiddush to be bothered.
Varda: I wish they would stop with their spiritual masterbation for a once to actually do their job!

by Brown Eyed Girl June 13, 2005

masterbateable

A word that can be used to replace debatable. It's better to use however when talking about the attractiveness of somebody.

Guy 1: Dude Jessica Alba is the hottest girl ever.
Guy 2: That's masterbateable.

by zerordie323 January 23, 2011

Masturdate

In the era of COVID and online dating, a scheduled rendezvous via video call for mutual self-pleasuring.

My boyfriend lives in Arizona, but we have a masturdate at least twice a week.

by Myriam Webster August 19, 2021

masterbatious

to execasivly masterbate for pleasure several times a day

My friend Mike Ortiz is very masterbatious

by Bandkid6666666666666666 May 4, 2009

Masterbatorial

Verbal or nonverbal excercises in futility.

Trying to eat one's own head would be a masterbatorial effort.

A Preist trying to get a laugh from the congregation by telling dirty jokes about the Pope would be a masterbatorial act.

by Osho-cinco May 4, 2011

mansterbate

To masterbate in a somewhat aggressive manner, as though you're in a rush to get somewhere and you need to get off quickly.

"I had to mansterbate or else I would have been late for work."

by Jordy-Time April 9, 2006