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Mask the Math

When rogue, inept, or corrupt opportunistic politicians downplay the high number of infections and fatalities plaguing their countries, by giving an oft-innumerate or gullible public a faux sense of security, who often loosely follow the health measures in place.
Fake right-wing “leaders” from the United States, Brazil, and India notoriously share a number of common denominators: use race or religion as a trump card, mask the math, and refuse to make social distancing or mask wearing mandatory.
by MathPlus April 2, 2021
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Masked Muscle

Spitting in someone's eye's and temporarily blinding them.
"AHHH I CANT SEE!!!!" "That guy is a Masked Muscle for doing that"
by MikeTysonsFrontTooth February 12, 2022
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Double Masking

When you're under the delusion that two mask are better than one. This is not to be mistaken for double bagging or a two bagger. Double Masking is not for your protection but for the protection of others.
Kyle: You know that chick Emily?
Alan: Yeah, she's a total babe, the opposite of a two bagger.

Kyle: What I wouldn't do for a girl like that.
Alan: I know, even double masking is on the table.

Kyle: Dude!
by swon February 10, 2021
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mask-funk

The face mask that exemplifies your identity and self-expression, and conveys to others that though you are protecting yourself from virus transmission, you are not isolating yourself from the spaces, places and people around you.
Get your mask-funk on and wear one, asshole. Your mask-funk is tripping me out, stay 6 feet away. I love your mask-funk; now come on over and join my social bubble. If you think your mask-funk is gonna scare me, then you don't know COVID.
by Zel Spazo July 19, 2020
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Mask muffin

The occurrence of either a man or woman wearing a protective face mask that emphasizes the multiple fat rolls in that persons face, chin, or neck.
That woman’s mask muffin is a clear sign she needs to hit the gym.
by SirDunnsalot December 31, 2020
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Mask Boner

When you’re eating something with a stick; like a lollipop but you keep your mask on. So you’re mask is bulging making it not only look like you have a mask boner, but it also takes away the purpose of the mask because now your air is ventilating through the bottom of the mask.
Kristen: OMG! Do you have a mask boner?!
Mark: What’s that?
Kristen: When you have a stick in your mask making it look like your mouth has an erection.
by 10 Am April 26, 2021
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Masking Cough

The faux cough you emit when amongst the company of strangers or a date to mask the sound of an ill timed fart.
Guy 1: 'cough cough'

Guy 2: "Dude, first-off, check your self you may have sharted and secondly that masking cough was weak it didn't drown out the sound and it ain't gonna cover the smell.

Guy 1: Sorry my bad
by barec2 April 23, 2009
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