When an individual is removed from an online thread simply by staring up a new thread without said person. First known application: Facebook.
"Why isn't Bruce on this thread anymore?"
"Oh, he started sending creeptastic private messages to people, so he got Maltbied."
"Oh, he started sending creeptastic private messages to people, so he got Maltbied."
by double major in snark June 13, 2008
Get the Maltbied mug.Being prejudiced against bad teeth, or abnormal sized teeth. Most malteethist people are self conscious of their own teeth.
by non-malteethist July 10, 2009
Get the malteethist mug.Little Johny has cum in the bed again last night. Poor guy has been maltorsiacking all over his room the past few weeks.
by CumBubblez July 12, 2010
Get the maltorsiac mug.The female version of a Sugar Daddy.
A rich, older woman who gives gifts to young boys in exchange for love and other sexual favors. Make excellent shotacons and have incredible ara ara potential. If you yourself are a shota, approach with caution, as a Maltose Mommy can be quite alluring and dangerous at the same time.
A rich, older woman who gives gifts to young boys in exchange for love and other sexual favors. Make excellent shotacons and have incredible ara ara potential. If you yourself are a shota, approach with caution, as a Maltose Mommy can be quite alluring and dangerous at the same time.
Argentenuem on Twitter: Forget about having a Sugar Daddy. How about a Maltose Mommy? Women shop better anyways. Where all the mommy dommes at?
by Argentenuem April 27, 2019
Get the Maltose Mommy mug.The Malthe is when you are having sexual intercoarse with a man and all of a sudden he starts to put toothpaste on his dick. He then starts to chew on is dick to eat the toothpaste.
by KneeGrow44 September 17, 2021
Get the The Malthe mug.Matt Maltese is a British musician with an angelic voice. He is mainly known for his trending song "As the world caves in" on Tiktok, but there's so much more to his discography. He has 3 albums and my personal favourite& his actual masterpiece is "Bad contestant". Every live performance of him is amazing and I don't think he is able to make one bad song. Also, his voice is unbelievable.
So, if you listen to Matt Maltese, you're probably really cool and have wonderful taste. If you don't, it's never too late to start. Whichever one you are, don't hesitate to follow my account matt_maltese_fanpage on instagram.😋
So, if you listen to Matt Maltese, you're probably really cool and have wonderful taste. If you don't, it's never too late to start. Whichever one you are, don't hesitate to follow my account matt_maltese_fanpage on instagram.😋
hottie: Hey, you are really pretty. Do you by any chance listen to Matt Maltese?
random ugly person: Matt??Maltese??? No he sucks. And his shaved head looks like an egg.
hottie: HIS SHAVED HEAD IS THE HOTTEST THING EVER. But nvm yo a#s ugly as he#l🤙
random ugly person: Matt??Maltese??? No he sucks. And his shaved head looks like an egg.
hottie: HIS SHAVED HEAD IS THE HOTTEST THING EVER. But nvm yo a#s ugly as he#l🤙
by zont.zo.it. June 30, 2022
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"She hasn't touched my slug for months, think I might have to use the Maltese Proposal this weekend."
"Used the Maltese Proposal this weekend. It was a carnival of saliva."
"Used the Maltese Proposal this weekend. It was a carnival of saliva."
by Jimmy Burtgoals November 4, 2018
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