spitty mouth

The sensation one feels when their mouth begins to salivate and fill with spit, after having had too much to drink. This is then usually followed by vomiting, however some can fight it off. Either way, you'll be spittin'.

Bro #1: "Yo dude, take down that shot!"

Bro #2: "Can't do it man, I've got spitty mouth."

by Red Man July 12, 2012

Mickey Mouse Shit

Term used to describe the childish actions of an adult.

Bob: Your telling me he tattled on you?

Jim Bo: Yeah, ain't that some Mickey Mouse Shit?

by OmegaSeabee October 22, 2008

Sugarcandy Mountain

Moses, who was Mr. Jones's especial pet, claimed to know of the existence of a mysterious country called Sugarcandy Mountain, to which all animals went when they died. It was situated somewhere up in the sky, a little distance beyond the clouds, Moses said. In Sugarcandy Mountain it was Sunday seven days a week, clover was in season all the year round, and lump sugar and linseed cake grew on the hedges.

Mittens went to sugarcandy mountain when Mrs. Doubtfire ran her S.U.V. over him.

by Gastronanga May 12, 2006

mounara

Greek slung
Mouni is pussy in Greek thus mounara is big pussy.
You say it for women that are extremely hot.
However you don't address to women you do not know with this word or you will be kicked on the balls(most times...)

Po po what is this mounara. I think I got an erection

Guy speaking:You are very mounara please sleep with me

Woman replying:Go play with your dick re malaka and leave me alone!

by panossak February 27, 2009

kellers moustache

1. A KELLERS MOUSTACHE is when a male performs oral copulation upon another man, in a manner that is more homoerotic than normal homosexual acts.

2. A mustachioed gentleman who has an insatiable craving for the taste of another man's ejaculate.

I couldn't afford any more points on my license so I had to give the cop with the German accent a Kellers Moustache.

by Espaldas Rompio February 16, 2017

mouchee

A bit of hair that grows under the cheeks and next to, but separated from, the moustache.
Found on people who have yet to develop a full face of hair, or who naturally have patchy beard growth.

You should shave those mouchees man, you look like a reject from a Cats musical.

by zorlan February 1, 2009

mound kick

The act of swiftly kicking someone in the vagina, typically out of anger.

Tracy: "I am going to junk punch your douche bag ass."

Ike: "If you threaten to junk punch me one more time I am going to mound kick you."

by Tracy P. Mittens October 15, 2009