ware massachusetts

Ware Massachusetts known as the town that cant be licked . A once thriving mill town that now is all but bare on main street with a few businesses and buildings ready to be demolished

Definition of ware Massachusetts a old town

by [e-mail] September 24, 2020

Carver, Massachusetts

A town full of people who either think they're hicks or gangsters. Full of drugs and teenagers who think that smoking weed makes them badass.

Often called "Cavah" by those who like to pretend that they have Boston accents, when in reality they go to the city at a maximum of three times a year.

Usually referred to as "near Plymouth" when asked the question, "So, where are you from?"
People always talk about how they can't wait to leave, but most end up staying in their parents' basements and going to community college, making money by selling drugs to the new generation of lazy wannabe Bostonians that party with the same three people every Friday night.
Full of girls who think they're attractive, guys who think those girls are attractive because there's nobody else around to compare them to, and people that are stuck-up for no reason other than the fact that they can get away with smoking and underage drinking.
Home of cranberry bogs and guys that think they're hicks because they work them.

Person 1: Hey, where are you from?
Person 2: Carver, Massachusetts
Person 1: ......
Person 2: Near Plymouth

by RememberWhen July 17, 2011

Sharon, Massachusetts

a town in Massachusetts; lower echelons of the upper class: decay in a cloud of pot smoke; yuppie, middle-aged white parents, who enjoy the country clubs their parents may have been exluded from, recreated the mold: yuppie, teenaged white children, who wish their parents were black gansta rappers from compton, emphasize the mold

Hey, Tom, I was wondering if you wanted to score some pot in Sharon, Massachusetts.

by ER Cornell August 18, 2009

stoughton, massachusetts

the furniture place of massachusetts complete with Ikea, Jordan's furniture, Lazy Boy, and Bob's Discount Furniture. Sure we have some problems but what town doesn't. and yes our rivals are canton but that doesn't mean we will beat the shit outta anyone from canton that we see. I happen to have some friends from Canton. also why would you care which races are in stoughton? are you raceist? sure there are some gays but hey it's Massachusetts we allow gay marriage... get over it. also we don't have horrible sports teams, you probably say that we suck cause you're jealous. no not all the kids are stoners, punks,gay, or getto so shut up don't say what you don't know. yes stoughton has it's problems but stoughton has a lot of town spirit the whole town wears black and orange on huse events such as powderpuff. we always have fun at the dances and everyone goes to home football games. I'm proud to say I'm from Stoughton even though we have our little imperfections.sooo... stop hating us cause you're jealous.

unless you are from stoughton, massachusetts don't talk trash about it because you don't know shit!!!

by Heather C. and Danica W. November 19, 2006

Driving to Massachusetts

Another word for masturbating.

The word originated from a simple misunderstanding. The word masturbation was confused with "Driving to Massachusetts."

The phrase "Driving to Massachusetts" hasn't been taken seriously since.

10 year old child: "Dad, whats he doing?"

Dad: "He's masturbating."

10 year old child: "What? Driving to Massachusetts?"

Dad: "Yes."

by Jenn_is_a_Warrior June 24, 2008

Rochester, Massachusetts

A small town in southeastern Massachusetts. Commonly known as the cow town whose inhabitants are looked down upon by other members of the tri-town (Marion, Mattapoisett, and Rochester). It is a small quiet town, that has no highway or gas station. We do have two overpriced grocery stores (if you would call them that) as well as many liquor stores. The town is a hick town full of fishermen and hunters. There are just as many Confederate flags as American flags (ironic being in Mass. right?), during the summer most people leave the town or go fishing to have fun. There is a skate park where the pot heads hang out, as well as a small very nice library. The local high school is full of jocks and tools while, RMS (the local elementary school) is one of the best schools in the state (the high school ranks very high as well). Recently there has been a mass influx of people moving into the town from local cities like New Beige. Most of the townies hate the new comers while most people in the town hate the townies. Plumb corner is kinda of a shopping center but not really. Lloyd's is nice but very over priced. Lastly, the local bar is the Ponderosa where all the townies hang out and get drunk. Our small town is very nice but if you are a liberal I suggest you do not live in this town.

Non-Rochestrian: Hey what town are you from?

Rochestrian: Rochester, Massachusetts

Non-Rochestrian: Ha! You don't even have a beach!!

Rochestrian: Yeah we do..... Mary's Pond!!

by Nothingbutforests January 1, 2013

Woburn, Massachusetts

this town is north of boston and is a complete shit hole. every white teenager that lives in this pit thinks he is a Blood or Crip. I dated a girl that lived in Woburn once and found out she was a hooker like every other girl in this sad, sad town. Each time I unfortunatly drive through Woburn I see pathetic white teenage boys dressed all thugged out in their flatt brimmed hats and jerseys and bandanas. Face it, its Woburn not East Los Angles.

Tony: Hey Bob, lets go to the movies in Woburn, Massachusetts!
Bob: Hey Tony, fuck Woburn, that place is a shit hole. We can go there and laugh at all of the wannabe gangmembers!

by jj1212 October 10, 2005