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Lonking

using a remote control button to lock a vehicle and simultaneously honk the horn
My neighbors pollute the soundscape with their habitual lonking
by bagootie February 6, 2022
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Longbingbingbong

A very powerful tool
public class LongBingBingBong
by fragen1999 April 22, 2022
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Logging in

Engaging in sex. The male genitalia (log) inside of a female companion
When I get home my girl/wife better be ready, cause I'm logging in tonight
by IrritatedData July 16, 2022
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logging full bore

The act of passing stool of such immense girth that there is literally not a micron of space between the copper bolt itself and the walls of the sphincter
I had definitely eaten too much meat .
I spent a good twenty five minutes earlier this morning logging full bore
by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023
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logging into my zoom

girlll im about to log in my zoom; logging into my zoom is mandatory 💯
by iheart.laneyyy June 22, 2023
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Logging

The act of clenching a turd back into your anus cavity when needing to go poop.
I really didn’t want to go logging today, but instead I shit my pants.
by Loggingking September 5, 2023
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langing

to lang; the act of stretching out your weenie (similar to jelqing) by crushing it with a heavy object, preferably with friends or accompanied by bad bitches.
example: “yo wanna go langing and have a jerk circle in the bathroom
by gangemi February 23, 2024
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