Lonking

using a remote control button to lock a vehicle and simultaneously honk the horn

My neighbors pollute the soundscape with their habitual lonking

by bagootie February 6, 2022

Longbingbingbong

A very powerful tool

public class LongBingBingBong

by fragen1999 April 22, 2022

Logging in

Engaging in sex. The male genitalia (log) inside of a female companion

When I get home my girl/wife better be ready, cause I'm logging in tonight

by IrritatedData July 16, 2022

logging full bore

The act of passing stool of such immense girth that there is literally not a micron of space between the copper bolt itself and the walls of the sphincter

I had definitely eaten too much meat .
I spent a good twenty five minutes earlier this morning logging full bore

by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023

logging into my zoom

means do what u need to do

girlll im about to log in my zoom; logging into my zoom is mandatory 💯

by iheart.laneyyy June 22, 2023

Logging

The act of clenching a turd back into your anus cavity when needing to go poop.

I really didn’t want to go logging today, but instead I shit my pants.

by Loggingking September 5, 2023

langing

to lang; the act of stretching out your weenie (similar to jelqing) by crushing it with a heavy object, preferably with friends or accompanied by bad bitches.

example: “yo wanna go langing and have a jerk circle in the bathroom”

by gangemi February 23, 2024