lint

THE ANNOYING THING IN MY PANTS 24/8

Me: Hey I just got new pants
Friend: Cool are the pockets big?
Me: let me check....... WHAT IS THIS lint doing in here

by Marshmello Fanboy 222 January 20, 2020

linted

the simultaneous feeling of annoyance and pleasure at doing a task someone else should have done but that you secretly enjoy

"mann i hate doing my laundry at mesa nueva cause no one before me ever cleans their lint shit out of the dryer, but i also kinda enjoy scooping it out myself..."
"yeah dude u got linted"

by ryatchet April 22, 2020

Twat Lint

Left over little pieces of toilet paper after wiping a wet vagina. No poop matters included so no were close to a dingleberry!

Went down on my lady but had to ask her to remove her twat lint first smh.

by sexylexie 1977 November 11, 2015

Linted

A describing word that can be used in any scenario.

Damn what a good shot, it was linted.

Those chips suck ass, they are linted.

I woke up at 9:43 today, shit was linted.

by linted lima bean June 26, 2022

lint brushing

When a person strokes their genitals to calm themselves but not necessarily to induce sexual excitement.

The meeting set unrealistic deadlines so I ended up lint brushing in the bathroom until I could get back to work.

by NevrKnwsBest December 20, 2017

Road-lint

Traffic police. Particularly motorcycle cops see: white-elephant. Thus named because they appear out of nowhere and mess up your shit.

I just busted a platinum highchair down the highway, and now I've got road lint on my arse.

by Machiavelli Cheddars August 12, 2004

coochie lint

The dusty ass particles that come out of a bitch’s coochie. Often found in the streets of Tallahassee Florida. It’s white and it is literally everywhere.

I got some coochie lint on my hat tonight. I might just kill the bitch.

by Colettuceeee April 24, 2021