Lang Wank

A method of masturbation whereby the masturbator uses a traditional one-hand grip on the penis, while inserting the thumb from his other hand up his anus. Due to the slightly uncomfortable positioning, this practice can mean the participant takes a "long"time to complete the wank to satisfaction.

This method was apparently first seen performed in Scotland and in recognition of this, the Scottish word for Long, "Lang" is used.

I just had a lang wank, but boy, my arse is a little tender now and I can no longer bring myself to smell my thumb.

by The Artful Fudger December 13, 2010

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lanashia

She is a very smart,harsh but gentle girl. She cares for her friends and will try anything to do what she feels is right, she is also thick with a twist and an very beautiful girl inside and out

Wow lanashia is very sweet, and thick with a nice booty

by Awesome4 February 13, 2018

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Langston • längst • langster • Langston Hughes • langsi • Langslay • Langslow • Langsta • langstaff • langstaffe

Landscaper

A very expensive gardener.

I hired a landscaper to work on my yard.

by TheDefinitionsMagician August 10, 2020

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lanascutecooch

The twitter username of lana stan Tobias. Tobias is well known on stan twitter for being humorous, reclaiming slurs, impersonating problematic users, and using the ‼️ emoji. He is among the funniest and most successful lana stans, as his posts get many likes and his followers engage with him a lot. See also: how not to be a flop

“Omg did you hear?”
“What??”
“lanascutecooch posted!”
“nobody moved”
“no, really!”
“omfg i’m so excited to go like and retweet it”
“me too”

by curiousgeorgeslongbanana October 11, 2020

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