bag-o-lanche

When you turn the last of the bag of chips up to stream them into your mouth but they avalanche down all over your face.

Nathaniel turned up the remains of the bag of chips and was smothered by the bag-o-lanche of chip crumbs.

by Trailer Chimp May 11, 2016

lance stewart

An idiot that also went by the name lance210 back when vine was a thing. He now makes hundreds of thousands of dollars doing clickbait YouTube videos using his ugly girlfriend with the teeth of a 2 month-old zebra. He is crowned "the king of clickbait" and is one of the most hated people on YouTube. He is most famous for making a video called "I CUT MY FINGER OFF! REAL LIFE FRUIT NINJA GONE WRONG! (DON'T TRY THIS)" where he "accidentally" cut himself in the hand and clearly was trying to stay in the frame so he could show the people that fall for his clickbait videos that he was gushing blood.

Keemstar - What is up, DramaAlert nation, I'm your host Killer Kemstarrrrrrrrrrrrr leeeeeeeeeeeeeets get roiiiiiiiiit in to the news! In the news, lance stewart (you guessed it) commonly known at the king of clickbait, has uploaded a new video! He states that he has in fact summoned the devil and I now joining Hitler in hell. Here, watch the video.
Lance - Hey guys, I was just using this Ouija board here and I have in fact summoned

Satan himself! So I'm gonna vlog the whole thing. Okay, I'm entering hell and oh, there's Hitler! Hey Adolf! So yeah guys that was just a prank that was my frind at buzzfeed see you in the next vlog.
Keemstar - So yeah guys, that was the most clickbait thing of all time. Also in the news!

by ITRJJC December 16, 2016

Lance Bass Special

When a man with spiked up blonde fruity hair has another man jizz all over it and then rubs it in the other man's asshole

"I have my first date with Tommy tommorow night and he just had his hair frosted. Here's hoping he gives me the Lance Bass Special!"

by hinkdogger September 10, 2006

lance armstrong

A man who can do more with one testicle than most could do with a pair.

Lance Armstrong rides his bike fast. With one testicle.

by captain kirks number 2 bowl December 28, 2005

lancaster uk

smallest city in the uk.... populated by students, chavs and old people. student bar ever 20m or so, home to the greatest campus uni in the country and the legendary 'sugarhouse'. students can often be seen staggering around the town at night dressed as the opposite sex, pimps, ho's or smurfs

chavs out in lancaster uk:

chav 1: "Oi mate did a smurf just walk past or has all the glue gone to my head?"

chav 2: "nah mate just students"

by marvin 42 March 11, 2009

Lacy

a tall beautiful brunette who isn't one to mess around with. she's funny, she's smart, and she isn't afraid to be blunt or be herself. If you find a Lacy, make sure you keep her. Lacy's make great friends and even better lovers.

damn, my boy definitely found himself a Lacy.

by profession February 22, 2010

lancer evolution

In 1992, Mitsubishi came out with the first Lancer Evolution, powered by a 2L, 250 hp turbocharged-intercooled 4G63 engine with all wheel drive and weighed 2574 lbs. The Evolution began to advance through the EVO II with 260 hp, increasing turbo boost pressure, the EVO III with 270 hp and a second intercooler, and a larger rear wing, to the EVO IV with the new twin-scroll turbo, to the EVO V, with it's aluminum spoiler, to the EVO VI with a twinwing spoiler, including a Tommi Makinen version, a heavier car, to the EVO VII with the new Active Center Differential, to the nicely made EVO VIII...EVO's are a great car because they are a 4 cylinder with 276 hp and 289 lb-ft stock and are capable of competing with higher classes of cars, such as the Corvette(I shit you not, I saw a stock EVO VIII outrun a stock Corvette)...

EVO's rule!!!

by Douchebag February 28, 2004