avril lavinge

The spelling is "Lavigne", but whatever. This girl's music is the kind that makes me long for the days of Joe Strummer and Johnny Rotten.

ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD GIRL: I love Avril, so I must be punk.

SENSIBLE PERSON: No, child, you are not punk for liking Avril.

by Lady Pain February 22, 2005

laminity

1. the level to which something is lame
2. lameness

The laminity of the circus acts were apparent especially when the acrobats continued to fall off of the trapeze.

by Margaret Dischler March 6, 2007

lating

When you like someone else while you are dating another male or female

He was lating

by Mugg4 May 21, 2017

laying an egg

to poop your pants; to fart; a stinky bowel movement.

"Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg"

Clearly, by "laying an egg," the writers of this song meant that Batman was smelly because Robin had shit his pants in the Batmobile.

by Solid Steak April 17, 2007

laying a Mongo

once there was a terd so big it came above the rim of the toilet itself, it stayed for three days before someone managed to flush the bugger, we named it El Mongo, or The Don. Since then, any time anyone has gone to the big feeling that something big was gonna happen, it is refferred to as laying a Mongo.

"Jeez I really need o go lay a mongo right now."

by Gregzzzzzz September 14, 2005

lajingo

sex machine

April: OMG! that guy is such a lajingo.
Jade: woah, whos that guy?
April: Woah its Grant.
Jade: Oh I have heard of that guy.

by April and Jade February 14, 2009

laminosity

noun: the empirical unit of lame, stupidity, or that which is generally unsatisfactory. Usually measured in a scale from one to ten, ten being the most acute.

Paul: On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate that Ratatouille movie?

John: In laminosity?

George: Yeah, Paul. That show was totally lame, man...

by laden_swallow09 August 7, 2010