I’m here for a good time not a long time

Commonly seen on Tinder bios (as well as other dating apps) to denote that the user is not looking for anything serious (I.e. a relationship). Instead, they are looking for a casual fling/hook up/just sex.

*opens tinder*
“Yo dude, her bio says,’ I’m here for a good time not a long time!’ You know what that’s means!”
*Swipes right*

Short definition: just looking for sex

by AldrichAmes May 24, 2018

Long pig

The flesh of a man intended for eating.

Derived from 'puaa oa', a phrase originating in the Marquesan language to euphemistically refer to cannibalism.

The phrase first appeared in Fredrick O’Brien's 1919 travelogue of French Polynesia, "White Shadows in the South Seas".

"Upon it once stood the temple and about it were enacted the rites of mystery, when the priests and elders fed on the 'long pig that speaks,' when the drums beat till dawn and wild dances maddened the blood." (p. 175, ibid.)

by Astounder October 13, 2009

Longaphie

A man with outstanding genitals.
to be with or near a Longaphie is considered a blessing in most civilized religions.Or can mean to get screwed very hard, to the point of utter exhaustion.

-did you see that guy, his dick was almost a foot long, definetly a Longaphie.
-that guy i went out with last night was a longaphie, so naturally i couldnt walk in the morning, he Longaphie'd me.

by the hot womens union December 22, 2008

Longbottoming

The sometimes slow, sometimes overnight, always surprising transformation of someone, usually a man, from decidedly unattractive to hot as hell a la Matthew Lewis, the actor who played Neville Longbottom in the Harry Potter film series.

“Man, Thomas really Longbottomed that summer after high school and now he’s totally fuxable.” “Whatever bitch, he’s actually too good for you now.”

“Taryn Manning really reverse-Longbottomed to Pennsatucky in Orange is the New Black.”

“Matthew Lewis, after the original Longbottoming, is now more attractive than all of his former castmates.”

by Punter Scheisse June 24, 2014

nick long

behave spastically or retardedly, often but not exclusively behind the wheel of a car, resulting in abuse

crashing his car into a deer...running into a plank of wood...general nick long antics

by andersonthetard February 20, 2010

long butt

A condition highly prevalent in the 1980's. Someone (typically a woman) wears pants that are pulled up above their navel, as was the style of the times. This, viewed from behind, results in the phenomenon known as "long butt" where a normal butt suddenly seems much longer than would be thought healthy.

Dude, check out that chick!
Wow, that's a serious case of 80's long butt.

by Drewcifer511 June 17, 2006

Oh Long Johnson

A game named after the phrase spoken during play. An individual stands in a potentially dangerous location and counts how many times he can say "Oh Long Johnson" before moving out of harm's way. A primitive form, involving a train, was made famous in the 1986 film Stand by Me.

Jerry: Hey, get out of the way, Corey, that train's gonna hit you!
Wil: He's playing Oh Long Johnson.
Jerry: What?
Corey: Oh Long Johnson! Oh Long Johnson! Oh Long Johnson! Oh Lo---

by froggypriza August 21, 2012