A tit-for-tat list each party of a couple makes for being the reason why their relationship is ending.
Every time we break up...you come up with a list of shit that blames me for all our problems! Well guess what! I have The List of shit on you, too, this time!!!
by talk2me-JCH2 April 7, 2021
Get the The List mug.An elevator list is a list of all of the people that you're allowed to have sex with if your ever stuck in an elevator with them.
LUCAS: Isn’t it ‘Five Minutes in the Closet’?
BROOKE: Yeah, if you’re in junior high. But the great part about this is; you know how everybody has their elevator list?
SKILLS: What?
BROOKE: Your elevator list! Come on! The list of people you’re allowed to have sex with if you’re ever stuck in an elevator with them.
SKILLS: Halle Berry.
FERGIE: Beyonce.
PEYTON: Jack Black.
MOUTH: Brooke Davis.
BROOKE: Well! Everybody makes a list and if two people have each others names…five minutes in the elevator
BROOKE: Yeah, if you’re in junior high. But the great part about this is; you know how everybody has their elevator list?
SKILLS: What?
BROOKE: Your elevator list! Come on! The list of people you’re allowed to have sex with if you’re ever stuck in an elevator with them.
SKILLS: Halle Berry.
FERGIE: Beyonce.
PEYTON: Jack Black.
MOUTH: Brooke Davis.
BROOKE: Well! Everybody makes a list and if two people have each others names…five minutes in the elevator
by Sarah. C. November 14, 2005
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by Neurowave February 22, 2003
Get the shit list mug.Slang used by private schools to say "no" nicely. Few people actually get admitted from it.
For people who don't know, the waiting list is a thing (apparently) that they have that they collect people if it is too late to be admitted for the private school. If someone drops out of admission to a certain private school someone from the waiting list will be admitted.
That's what they say, but nobody knows.
For people who don't know, the waiting list is a thing (apparently) that they have that they collect people if it is too late to be admitted for the private school. If someone drops out of admission to a certain private school someone from the waiting list will be admitted.
That's what they say, but nobody knows.
by Hello moto August 15, 2006
Get the waiting list mug.Opposite of Bucket List, which is the things you want to do before you die, a Fuckit List is a list of things you don't want to do and in fact, would rather die than do. The jobs are usually tedious, boring, redundant and pointless.
Fuckit List:
1. Clean the garage.
2. Clean the gutters.
3. Install new toilet.
4. Strip and wax basement floor.
5. Remove poison ivy from back wall of garage.
6. Scrub garbage can.
Fuckit List:
1. Clean the garage.
2. Clean the gutters.
3. Install new toilet.
4. Strip and wax basement floor.
5. Remove poison ivy from back wall of garage.
6. Scrub garbage can.
Wife: "Honey, did you remember to reseal the driveway?"
Husband, watching ball game on TV: "I'll get to it.."
Friend: "Is that on your 'Honey-Do List'?"
Husband: "No, it's on my Fuckit List...it ain't gettin' done in this lifetime!"
Husband, watching ball game on TV: "I'll get to it.."
Friend: "Is that on your 'Honey-Do List'?"
Husband: "No, it's on my Fuckit List...it ain't gettin' done in this lifetime!"
by Turkey Trot July 19, 2011
Get the Fuckit List mug.A carefully defined pointing system in which men or women compete for the most "points" alloted for sexual conquests. For example, a point is rewarded for a conquest for every 2 years higher/lower than your own. Another for STDs being transmited, some for unwanted pregnancy, ethnicity, overall atractiveness of the woman/man etc.
Feautred in the movie Carrie 2, and now becoming a cultural phenomenon objectifying woman and turning sex into a game, the pointing system is becoming more and more used in North America, with some word of it spreading to Europe (since foreigners are worth points too).
Feautred in the movie Carrie 2, and now becoming a cultural phenomenon objectifying woman and turning sex into a game, the pointing system is becoming more and more used in North America, with some word of it spreading to Europe (since foreigners are worth points too).
Tony: "Yo, how many points did you score on the Jordan Carey list last night?"
Luc: "4! She was 21, a cripple, black, and from Brazil! She wouldnt let me have a 3-way with her friend though. That would have been 6 more!"
Luc: "4! She was 21, a cripple, black, and from Brazil! She wouldnt let me have a 3-way with her friend though. That would have been 6 more!"
by Jamie Spencer October 27, 2007
Get the Jordan Carey List mug."The List" is a compilation of all the hot guys in a specific group (your school, band, etc), with #1 being the hottest.
Rules of the list are determined by the list makers.
Rules of the list are determined by the list makers.
Person A: Guess what! I just added Mike to "The List"!
Person B: Ooh! Add Ethan!
Person A: EWH WHAT?
Person B: Ooh! Add Ethan!
Person A: EWH WHAT?
by Alpha Kennybody December 20, 2008
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