A tit-for-tat list each party of a couple makes for being the reason why their relationship is ending.
Every time we break up...you come up with a list of shit that blames me for all our problems! Well guess what! I have The List of shit on you, too, this time!!!
by talk2me-JCH April 07, 2021
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Popularised by Homer Simpson, 'The List' is populated by things/people/places/etc you hate, and will experience your vengeance, in this life or the next.
All right, Econo-save, you just made the list!
by Gecko October 30, 2004
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The list is a group of people some kid in our grade listed off for “bullying him.” When in reality he brought what happened to him on himself.
Bro I can’t believe he put me on the list.
by GiraffeTree June 04, 2019
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Refers to a list of people one might decide to have a sexual encounter with if they were not currently in a relationship.
Hey Tracy, tell us who are the top 3 on "The List" you have if you didn't have a boyfriend.
by john September 22, 2003
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The List is essentially anything and everything you have been meaning to do. It can be anything from watching a certain TV show, Anime, Movie, reading a book/author.
Dude1: Dude have you seen Death Note?
Dude2: Nope. But its on The List. Somewhere between Sky Diving and reading The Stand by Stephen King.
by Unit7 July 02, 2009
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Similar to the guest list at a club, 'The List' is a collection of names deemed worthy of one's social attention and time.

'The List' usually consists of people that are exactly the same as the list maker except for the skin they are wrapped in. Some lists are open to others provided they are willing to become a convert.
Mike: Chris is going to be cut from 'The List' if he doesn't step up and start worshipping me as much as I worship me.

Junior: Oh Man ! ! ! He just won't get with the program. I love me when I'm you, Mike!
by Migaloo September 04, 2010
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verb: Feeling lust for someone you met on a dating app but have yet to meet in person
Duuuude... she is totally listing for you, man. Wait till she finds out you're a catfish!
by ListingAgent July 03, 2021
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