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Popularised by Homer Simpson, 'The List' is populated by things/people/places/etc you hate, and will experience your vengeance, in this life or the next.
All right, Econo-save, you just made the list!
by Gecko October 30, 2004
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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The list is a group of people some kid in our grade listed off for β€œbullying him.” When in reality he brought what happened to him on himself.
by GiraffeTree June 04, 2019
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Refers to a list of people one might decide to have a sexual encounter with if they were not currently in a relationship.
Hey Tracy, tell us who are the top 3 on "The List" you have if you didn't have a boyfriend.
by john September 22, 2003
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Persons who have engaged in sexual contact, and later contract a sexually transmitted infection. (See Soulja Boy's "On the List")
Homie it's gon burn when you piss, you on the LIST!
by Nika Bear March 29, 2008
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A list made very late at night when you can't think straight. On this list you list possible ways to make your male friend who you treat gay in a masculine way.
Wow that list included disney princesses, boners, flowing hair, 3 dots, sup...sup sup...sup sup sup, believe in yourself, burritos, farting, no psychology talk, halo 2, fav. color of nanciereries. cars/permits, boob or butt guy, butt itcher, cards, salsa, van helising, this one princess, the swane princess, the swan princess, and PRINCESS SOPHIA! especially on a FULL MOON! that is the list
by bremastawootie March 18, 2006
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Married couples or people in serious relationships sometimes have a list of top 5 famous crushes who you can have sex with if you ever get the chance. No repercussions.
That boy is number 1 on my list, he'd definitely get up in these hips!

I've got a free pass for him, he's on the list!

I'm married but you're on the list so it's all good.
by Kellsgaviin January 29, 2019
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