Kris Kringled 

A word describing a item Santa Clause tears up.

Did you hear about what happened to Johnny?

No, what.

He took his wish list to Santa and it got Kris Kringled

Kris Kringled by Lar095070 October 25, 2015

Kris Allen

A contestant on "Crapfest 2009" also known as American Idol season 8. No one thought he would get into the top 12, but he did because of horny women and then a few weeks later boomed into a serious contender and could possibly win this whole shitfest.

Kris Allen is one of the better singers this year on American Idol, along with Adam Lambert and Allison Iraheta. Allison article coming soon.

Did I mention girls wanna fuck him?

Girl 1: I WANNA FUCK KRIS SOOOOO BAD!111
Girl 2: NO ME!!!!!!!!!!!! HE WANTS MEE!!!11!
Obsessed Kris Allen fan: NO BITCHES I WANNA FUCK HIM HE WANTS MEE SO F OFF KAY

(No offense to his fans.)

Kris Allen by Lewis Black Fan April 27, 2009

Kris Kringle's Kringles 

The male must first dress up as Santa Clause. Then, assuming any position, he will reach a climax and when he does, he will throw powdered sugar in her face, stick his testicles up her nostrils, then poke her in the eye with a candy cane. Usually takes place around Christmas.

Santa came last night! He gave me a Kris Kringle's Kringles!

Kris Kringle's Kringles by Jim Halloway December 14, 2008

Kris Opeda 

Noun.
The most social forensics kid/spick ever. Accussed of, and proven, to also have an odd fear of people. Excels at forensics activities, has great taste in music, uses larger words than the average, and has an extremely cold room that is also a garage.

Kris Opeda: Hi, I'm Kris Opeda. If meeting people were an event, I would win.

Kris Opeda by T. Ham December 13, 2008

kris hit 

The very last hit that is used by checking to make sure that there is nothing left in the bowl .

Be careful there is a Kris hit left.

kris hit by Kgw August 7, 2017

kris’shonda 

Has a good heart, likes to care about other people , easily to fall in love.

Kris’Shonda is a good person

kris’shonda by Zara/Kris’Shonda November 28, 2018

Kris Gomez 

A Cuban Not cockasian at all pretty dark just like his soul. He gets ugly named girls and the one for him is better. He is very awkward and sometimes deserves a slap and Richelleeeeeee is probably fat and ugly. Kris is also a baseball boy the ugliest of them all and he has a shrimp

That guy kris gomez is a hoe

Kris Gomez by Haha croquetita the jodiste April 5, 2019