When an erect penis has experienced a high frequency of masturbation within a small timeframe.
Resulting in a penis with a resemblance to the color of a cooked lobster.
Resulting in a penis with a resemblance to the color of a cooked lobster.
Jake and Josh were at the pub, Jake turned to Josh after a busy day of masturbation and described his penis as having lobster knob.
by Bunch ‘O Cunts January 30, 2018
Get the lobster knobmug. continued stimulation of the head of the penis after ejaculation, when it's become uncomfortable, usually accompanied by verbal taunting and usually while the male's hands are tied out of the way.
by annie September 9, 2004
Get the knob polishingmug. 1.A person,that gets alot of,dick.
2.A slut.
3.Always sucking,dick.
4.A person,that hops,from knob,to knob.
2.A slut.
3.Always sucking,dick.
4.A person,that hops,from knob,to knob.
by Bob deez nuts October 7, 2007
Get the knob hoppermug. a.) Oral sex performed on a man in which the performer centers their attention just to the head of the penis. Also referred to as " polishing a door knob".
b.) Common practice of a female lowering her vagina over an automobile's gear shift knob, usually done after coming home without getting laid or having a fetish for auto-erotica.
c.) The twisting of the hand around the male penis, especially over the head, as if turning a door knob, during the performance of oral sex or masturbation.
b.) Common practice of a female lowering her vagina over an automobile's gear shift knob, usually done after coming home without getting laid or having a fetish for auto-erotica.
c.) The twisting of the hand around the male penis, especially over the head, as if turning a door knob, during the performance of oral sex or masturbation.
Judy told Cindy that she had to knob job her gear shift last night because she was so horny.
Barbara told her date that if he didn't fuck her she would ride the gear shift(knob job).
Sharon can't suck cock worth a shit; she a knob jobber.
Linda jacked me off so hard last night, I thought she would tear my knob off.
Barbara told her date that if he didn't fuck her she would ride the gear shift(knob job).
Sharon can't suck cock worth a shit; she a knob jobber.
Linda jacked me off so hard last night, I thought she would tear my knob off.
by Renown February 22, 2008
Get the knob jobmug. Popularized by the internet comic, Cyanide and Happiness, the prankster removes the doorknob to the victims' room when they are asleep. After the knob is removed, the prankster sticks their dick in the hole and knocks on the door to wake the victim up. After the victim tries to open the door, mass chaos will ensue.
Directly from the Cyanide and Happiness comic:
-Dude I totally dick knobbed Dereck last night!
-Hah! He touched your dick.
-I even had an erection at the time.
-Dude I totally dick knobbed Dereck last night!
-Hah! He touched your dick.
-I even had an erection at the time.
by Kastera1000 August 25, 2010
Get the Dick Knobmug. by Randy Macho Man Savage June 27, 2008
Get the nibble knobmug. A person who enjoys sucking cock so much, that they truly go overboard.
By "overboard" I mean slobbering all over the cock (or drool dripping onto it), as well using their teeth (or gums if no teeth) to munch and knaw on the head. This knob gobbling technique is usually performed by women (or men for that matter) who have not had a cock to suck on for quite a while, or a prostitue who is being paid to suck the cock in this type of fashion (commonly found with no teeth).
By "overboard" I mean slobbering all over the cock (or drool dripping onto it), as well using their teeth (or gums if no teeth) to munch and knaw on the head. This knob gobbling technique is usually performed by women (or men for that matter) who have not had a cock to suck on for quite a while, or a prostitue who is being paid to suck the cock in this type of fashion (commonly found with no teeth).
"gee-whiz, that prostitute was a fabulous knob gobbler: she salivated all over my cock and gave a great gumjob while she was at it"
by Bossplaya February 15, 2005
Get the knob gobblermug.