The trashiest couple they not a W couple like quaneily and faithy they are worst than quafqithy. They suck they dont even tell their friends there together. They did eat that they thought they rlly ate but they didnt
by Jaquaveontaveous November 23, 2021
Get the Jazzy and kermit mug.An event where a group of guys cover a slip and slide in lime jello and with a naked midget at the end. Common in fraternity initiations and gay pride events
Did you see that fraternity, The Quard, held a fund raiser buy doing Kermit Slides??? That was the gayest thing I had ever seen.
by Drite007 July 24, 2011
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A fucking green frog who loves drugs he is known to liking weed and coke,He has a human body too if you see him you would think you're on drugs,some people call Pepe Kermit's brother
by JustAFatPerson February 7, 2020
Get the Kermit mug.KermitTF is the type of person to waste his sad sadistic life writing about another person ( he is a pedophile). He still sucks on his mums fat saggy wrinkly tits that honestly look like Aussie grown sultanas. He likes licking the bottom of ball sacks. He always has ashy knees because he likes to suck dick. His chest looks like great pyramid of gyza. He consistently sits in a wooden chair playing Fortnite in the living with TV on max to fucking piss everyone in his party off plus his pc breaks and rages like a pussy. He is biggest troll in real life as well. When he is jealous, he turns into a fucking gremlin, he destroys everything that you like just so it's "even". He makes consistent jokes about midgets cause his tall and that's the only thing that he has good ( tall but disabled). He leeches off other peoples food just because his parents don't care about him as much as his brother.
Girl: hey, Kermit
Fps KermitTF: PLEASE GIVE ME FOOD NOW
Girl: Im hungry though
Kermit : MY PARENTS HATE ME GIVE ME FOOD BITCH
Fps KermitTF: PLEASE GIVE ME FOOD NOW
Girl: Im hungry though
Kermit : MY PARENTS HATE ME GIVE ME FOOD BITCH
by Inboundbaker470 June 16, 2019
Get the Fps KermitTF mug.A very needy doggo that needs his food. He loves Irish Spring soap and does weird rituals while around it. He is usually found crying in a corner. His wife is Peach and his older brother is Marbles. Cermet's birthday is June 20th. He is owned by his great mother, Jenna, and his step father, Julien. He is also known as Cermet to true fans.
by i dont use this account June 16, 2018
Get the Kermit mug.Kemi is a pro tea spiller. If you piss her off she’ll snatch your weave. Kemi is also very funny . You should go follow her on insta @thegr8kemi #shamelessplug
by Thegr8kemi April 20, 2018
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