Kemp, Texas

Hell on Earth.
99% of Residents listen to lame-ass country and are drunk 24/7.

Resident: Uh, yeahhhh. Just, uh, shot mah dawggggg. *Itches ass*
Me(who lives in Kemp, Texas): What the hell?! DUMBASS.

by Megan, bitch. March 6, 2010

kempton

A really rude girl who always bullies people and cries all the time about things you would normally not cry about.

"Stop being such a kempton"

"You are definantly a kempton"

"She cries a lot. Lets call the baby Kempton."

by TikkiTakki October 30, 2013

kumptastic

when something at first glance seems pretty good, but once you take a closer look you realize it totally sucks

Kump seems like a good drummer, but he's really actually Kumptastic

by Germ the Germy Germinator November 11, 2003

Edmund Kemper

Edmund Kemper was a serial killer largely active during the 1980's. He mainly killed prostitutes. His first victims were his grandparents that he shot when he was fifteen. He grew to be 6 foot 9.

He is most well known for killing his mother. Kemper beat her to death, then beheaded her and used her severed head for oral sex. Afterwords he shoved her vocal chords down the garbage disposal.

Goth kid 1:"Dude I hate my mom..."

Goth kid 2: "Woa dont go all Edmund Kemper on me"

by Mr_Macabre March 22, 2009

Kemp

When you piss in a girls ass and she stands up and then you drink it out afterwards

Johnny: Dude, I heard Leon gave Jenny a Kemp the other day!
George: That's fucking nasty, dude!

by Deedee2233 December 20, 2013

Uma Kompton

A BITCH

Let's add the name "Uma Kompton" on Urban dictionary?
With the definition as racist b*tch
#removeitforzayn

by 1Dstan4ever July 19, 2020

Kept

A term to describe what’s popular or cool.

“Damn Jesse, you copped those new Nike’s, that’s kept.

by SwarlzJr October 23, 2019