Keaton

Down to earth, genuine, at times annoyingly aggravating. Passion driven. Creative and intelligent, homeboy can be a Casanova but is a gentleman. Introspective and funny but also a gym bro. Keaton is a very thoughtful individual and will probably marry Ana De Armas or something. Also a grade A weenie, but he's ok I guess

Keaton is such a weenie.

by wolfdragicorn May 4, 2018

Keatman

Scruffy, aspirational, philosophical type individual who specialises in sarcastic dry humour with a weird sense of irony and, coincedentally the same type of company to match.

Oh look it's Keatman, he'll be giving us a lecture on political correctness and then he'll be giving us another update on the joke front, very discretely but successfully winning our hearts and love. Run.

by Meaty face August 28, 2008

Keaton's Birthday

Whenever the weather is gloomy, windy and possibly even a rainy. This weather is called Keaton's birthday. All things to do with bright and happiness are not aloud on this day.

Person 1: Look at the fucking weather
Person 2: Keaton's birthday obviously
Person 1: OMG I feel depressed already

by RealAmericanNinja October 26, 2011

Keaton

Somebody that is good at most sports

That's a true Keaton right there

by Footballkid#13 March 4, 2017

keathen

keathen noun also known as sugartits for there enourmous man breasts, also staying at home playing halo without a life. often has a milf. and is known to use butt plugs and anal beads.

"dude, wheres keathen today?"
"hes buisy owning noobz!"

"have you seen keathens mom?"
"yeah! shes a total milf!!"

by rnoi3wy457w5viwa089r4aer0987w October 8, 2008

kastahan

a filipino term used to say that 2 doggs are fucking.

oi ano na earl?haaa? kastahan tayo sa pwet?haaa?ano na haaa? kastahan na tayo parang dalwang aso sa may ermita

by maco October 22, 2003

keath

A fuck boy who has hella hoes and doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself and treats everyone like shit

My best friend was a keath last night

by Higginbotham September 13, 2016