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puting kapatid mo ng kalokohan mo. parang inbred na lesbian ang buhok mo. 

a nice and long sentence to charm someone
you lesbian. puting kapatid mo ng kalokohan mo. parang inbred na lesbian ang buhok mo.

(a nice sentence to say to some lesbian loser faggot.)
The largest state of Peninsular Malaysia. Its official name is Pahang Darul Makmur. It is well-known for tourist attractions i.e. Kuantan, Tioman Island, Cameron Highlands, Genting Highlands, Fraser's Hill and so on.
Pahang is the best place that I've ever visited!
Pahang by buttercandy July 7, 2022
(1) a prima donna paramedic with a "god complex" who thinks he/she is smart despite being an incompetent fool

(2) any paramedic who is more concerned with his ego than his patients, regardless of skill level or talent

(3) an otherwise competent paramedic who is an egomaniac
Paramedic Supervisor: "Bystanders complained that you sped onto the sidewalk with sirens blaring and nearly hit them..."

Paragod: "Uh..Hello!? Can we say EMERGENCY! The stupid bystanders didn't move fast enough!"

Paramedic Supervisor: "...but then you SLOWLY got out of the unit, fixed your hair and adjusted your shades, according to the complaint."

Paragod: "Hey, just calm down, okay? I run for no one. It's all BS until proven otherwise."

Paramedic Supervisor: "Why did you intubate this guy? He was just taking a nap on a park bench."

Paragod: "Look, I'm aggressive and I'm good. I go for the tube, and that's why my intubation skills are second to none."

Paramedic Supervisor: "You are an egotistical moron and a menace."
paragod by AlexFox February 16, 2008

Parangutan 

A person who is constantly pranging out hard, almost like some sort of scatty great ape.
Aislinn: what's that noise, I think I can hear sirens?

Christian: Stop pranging out, you're such a parangutan sometimes.
Parangutan by Urbex13 February 20, 2012

Paragirl 

Paragirl, also known as Parafeminine or Parafemale is the feminine subset of paragender. Parafeminine people identify mostly as a girl, but also any gender/combination of genders. Paragirl is similar to demigirl, but it is more specific because with paragirl the girl part outweighs any other gender(s).The masculine equivalent of paragirl is paraboy. The non-binary equivalent is paragender or paranonbinary.
Brittany: I think i'm having trouble with my gender. I kind-of feel feminine but I also kinda like being non-binary.

Me: You might be like me, a Paragirl!
Paragirl by mon (she/they) May 11, 2021

scantron paranoia 

the feeling one experiences when taking a test on a scantron and getting the same answer multiple times in a row; applies to students
I got five B's in a row on my scantron, one of them HAD to have been wrong. I hate scantron paranoia.
scantron paranoia by iCoinedThat1199 December 28, 2009